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« 011 ⇢ event011.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: Intro log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event011.EXE

The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares


It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. OVERFLOW IS HERE!!!


defeets: (» i've got a secret)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-23 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Anxious without her by your side?

[Although Jae-ha does feel the same way, it's just funnier to poke fun at Hak for it in particular. So Jae-ha quickly twists to kick another bunch of Santa robots out of the way and then glances at where they are on the roller coaster. A little high up but....

Well, nothing he can't handle.]


We could always take our leave now.
fortheprincess: (you got me beggin' beggin')

[personal profile] fortheprincess 2015-03-23 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Only because she's been left in my care.

[ Giving Jae-ha a look because he's actually right, especially in a situation like this. If anything were to happen to her... Like one of these annoying robots attacking her... Would she be able to protect herself? As strong as she's gotten, he still has his doubts. ]

Yeah, think you got the last of them. We should go.
defeets: (» that was a joke just a joke)

[1/2]

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-23 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Still saying that.... You really should be more truthful with yourself.

[He says it so knowingly too.

But regardless he's looking over the edge of the carriage now and sighing faintly as he cracks his neck.]


Alright--
defeets: (» extreme stripping)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-23 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He turns to Hak and opens his arms for him.]

Come into my arms, Hak.

[300% SERIOUS]
fortheprincess: (and there's some things we need to do)

[personal profile] fortheprincess 2015-03-23 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ seriously he's about to say something in regards to yona but then what the fuck droopy eyes----- ]

No thanks.

[ Hak raises his hand and backhands Jae-ha right in the face as he turns his back to him. SHUT DOOOOOWN ]
Edited 2015-03-23 05:32 (UTC)
defeets: (» I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-23 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[GUH

oh it hurts so good]


But we have to get down!! It's too high even for you to get down alone.

[clearly the reason why jae-ha said that]
fortheprincess: (jackson mississippi)

[personal profile] fortheprincess 2015-03-23 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ you sick pervert

Hak shrugs. ]


Oh well. I'll just have to run down the entire thing.

[ Aaaand off he goes...though he ends up sliding on the rails of the roller coaster on his feet more than actually running down it. still time for you to intervene jae-ha ]
defeets: (» i've seen bigger)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-23 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . . for a little bit, Jae-ha is willing to let Hak just do that. Wait for him to slip and then grab him but there's always the slight chance of what if he doesn't make it in time.

So instead he's rolling his eyes and jumping and more or less lunging straight for Hak before forcefully picking him up in a princess carry and jumping off the rails.]


Now now, don't be difficult and waste time. We need to find Yona as soon as possible, don't we?
fortheprincess: (i need your lovin' lovin')

[personal profile] fortheprincess 2015-03-23 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Just taking his time sliding down this thing and then, whoa, he's flying.

...Except he is not flying and those are Jae-ha's hands touching him and carrying him...princess style.... ]


Oi! Put me down!
defeets: (» there's a party in my pants)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-23 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Now now, Hak, that'd be dangerous!

[why is he leaning in closer]
fortheprincess: (come get it bae)

[personal profile] fortheprincess 2015-03-23 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ DEAR LORD STOP IT ]

It's safer than being anywhere near you!!!
defeets: (» up close and personal)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-23 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I could be offended. I'll have you know that I'll handle your body very carefully.

[Jae-ha must be stopped.]
fortheprincess: (won't you come and put it down on me)

[personal profile] fortheprincess 2015-03-24 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Just don't handle my body at all!

[ #stopjaeha2k15 ]
defeets: (» i've seen bigger)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-24 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're asking too much from me, Hak.

[Though the trip is now over and the magic is gone and he's landing easily on his feet before setting Hak on his own.]

After all, that was just to make sure we could get on the ground to find dear Yona faster.
fortheprincess: (are you serious)

[personal profile] fortheprincess 2015-03-24 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ He scoffs - what's with this guy and his shady ways - but at least they're on the ground now, and can actually start looking for the Princess properly. ]

Why'd I have to be stuck with Droopy Eyes?
defeets: (» 60% of the time it works every time)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-24 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
The goddess of fortune smiled upon you?

[Alright, Jae-ha. Sure.

Except now that they are on the ground he's looking around and trying to look for Yona in the crowd. He can distantly feel the tug of Shin-Ah and Ki-ja too, but at least they can take care of themselves.]
fortheprincess: (and there's some things we need to do)

[personal profile] fortheprincess 2015-03-24 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
The goddess of fortune frowned upon me and decided to punish me for losing the Princess.

[ Definitely.

ANYWAY Hak takes the lead, using his height to his advantage and scanning the crowd for any signs of Yona. He can't see anything yet, and any sight of red hair, well, doesn't belong to her. It's going to be a long day. ]
defeets: (» no i'm bored of this already)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-26 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, how cruel....!

[And yet he doesn't sound deterred by it at all... No, he sounds just as pleased as ever, as though he's just being rejected by Captain Gi-Gan again.

So he does much of the same searching, sighing faintly.]


Say Hak.... Do you believe what they said about our world being gone?
fortheprincess: (i'm right here cause i need)

[personal profile] fortheprincess 2015-03-30 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nothing can take down the terror known as Jae-ha tbh.

Hak turns to give the Green Dragon a look; it's a change of pace, but Hak folds his arms across his chest. ]


They mentioned that everyone from home was gone,[ No, he doesn't want to remember that stupid game. Doesn't want to remember the images of everyone being dead at his feet at the hands of Soo-Won. ] but almost everyone's here. They're probably lying, but...we can't be sure.
defeets: (» so many hot guys)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-04-05 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[mildly:]

You have... a very small idea of 'everyone', don't you?

[It's something that Jae-ha finds curious. Hak truly is the type of person to live directly based on what's in front of him, isn't he? Yet even Jae-ha for all that he claims independence, is worried over not yet finding Captain Gi-Gan....]
fortheprincess: (i can do anything you like)

[personal profile] fortheprincess 2015-04-05 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...When I was dragged here, I woke up in a completely destroyed Kouka. All of you, including the Princess, were lying unconscious on the ground.

[ No he doesn't want to admit that he thought they were dead--obviously not, if they're all here--but...really, he worried about you guys. Almost destroyed all of the robots getting in his way when he'd first arrived. ]
defeets: (» ki-ja have you ever even met a girl)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-04-07 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay Hak, but you're not proving him wrong. That's.... that's still just a small band of 'everyone'. Their little group of 7, 8 if you count the squirrel.]

I saw similarly. [but also his pirate crew - damn this heart of his] But clearly you're all fine....

But what of the rest of Kouka?
fortheprincess: (i just wanna be deep in your love)

[personal profile] fortheprincess 2015-04-08 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Everything around me had been blown up in smoke.

[ He couldn't see a thing, really ]

Might be safe to say that it was an illusion, since everyone's here now. Except for Zeno.

[ There's a place in his heart that's worried about his village, all the folks they'd helped out along the way, Mundok... ]