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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-03-22 07:06 pm

« 011 ⇢ event011.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: Intro log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event011.EXE

The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares


It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. OVERFLOW IS HERE!!!


sunshied: (4)

[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-24 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[He was about to ask what he means by having his own room and things already here but then he mentions the fridge and he's immediately suspicious. Tenka can't cook at all so he wasn't expecting it to be full of decent food but now he's just worried.]

Why...?

[He's gonna be mad isn't he.]

Not even aniki would be dumb enough to have no food in it, right?

[Oh did he say that out loud? :')]
sunshrouded: (☀ i simply find it astounding)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-25 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Aniki's not dumb at all!!

[RUDE AS HELL. But.

Okay, so-]


There's food.... but it's all future food! I'm trying to get used to this culture. That's all...!!
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[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-25 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of food?

[Future food is a little too broad a category, bro. You need to actually tell him about the processed garbage you've been eating.]
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[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-25 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... Things like...

Popcorn and dino nuggets and microwave pizza.....

[healthy living, clearly]
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[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-25 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't sound good at all!! When I'm better we are going shopping!

[He is buying you some real food, goddamn it.]

Aniki, why couldn't you at least try to find fresh fruit or something?

[Oh my god what is he going to do with you?!]
sunshrouded: (☀ lmfao this'll be good)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-25 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
There's no meat in fruit!

[thanks tenka]
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[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
You can't live off of just meat! Eat better food and stop being so picky.

[And for good measure he is going to hit you right on the shoulder, Tenka-!!]
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[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-25 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
You can't tell me what to do! We have money now - so we can eat anything we want!!

[TENKA: 1 DIET: 0]
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[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-25 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yes I can because I'm going to make sure you can't eat anything gross like that again unless I cook it.

[He will be cleaning out your fridge, big brother. Just you watch him.]
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[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-25 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
What--

No, not allowed! I'm still the big brother here. You can fill the fridge with whatever you want but I still get to keep my snacks!

[WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?]
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[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-25 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Crap he has a point but-!! IT'S THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING. EAT BETTER YOU DUMB ASS.]

We'll see about that. If there's no room for your disgusting snacks what will you do?

[He's just going to replace them with actual snacks that you can't argue against because you'll like them!!]
sunshrouded: (☀ may or may not be wearing a cape right)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-25 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'll eat everything in the fridge and make room!!

[DON'T SAY IT SO PROUDLY]
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[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-25 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
No, the rest of us have to eat too.

[DON'T BE SUCH A CHILD, TENKA HONESTLY YOU'RE WORSE THAN CHUUTARO.]
sunshrouded: (☀ brat.......)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-25 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sousei can stand to try new things.

[duh]

Help me make him less boring.
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[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-25 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
He's not boring-!! He's just... stuck on his ways.

[God, Sensei, he's trying so hard and failing at defending your honor. What do.]
sunshrouded: (☀ this cute fucker)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-26 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
No, trust me. I've been with him here for months now - and he's really boring.

[Though he says that much with a smile.

Well, life can't be too hard.]
Edited 2015-03-26 00:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Aniki be nice I'm sure you have quirks that annoy him too!

[And Sousei probably makes that known very plainly and clearly too...]
sunshrouded: (☀ pay up suckas!!)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-26 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . and Tenka just snorts.]

You'll understand when you're older.

[Maybe. Tenka and Sousei have a weird relationship.]
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[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-26 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm seventeen. I'm not that much younger than you. Or are you admitting you're an old man?

[Now he's just being a little shit. Look who you raised here, Tenka. This kid is your fault.]
sunshrouded: (☀ brat.......)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-26 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[That much manages to make Tenka snort.]

You don't think seven years is a lot? Maybe you should go back to school with Chuutarou.

[Alas Soramaru, you still have a lot to learn....]
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[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-26 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
That's true it is a lot. So you are admitting you're old...

[He does have a lot to learn. He's lucky Tenka is trying to big brother him or he'd probably flip him straight on his ass.]
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[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-26 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, that settles it. Soramaru will have to go back to school with Chuutarou. Maybe Botan-sensei can teach you slowly along with all the other kids so it sticks this time.