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« 011 ⇢ event011.exe »
Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: Intro log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: Intro log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)
//event011.EXE
 It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy. Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
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//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I [ xx PHASE II [ xx PHASE III [ xx PHASE IV [ xx BONUS [ why[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ] |
xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
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I was trying to get rid of it!
[ Why won’t you believe her, Hiccup. :( ]
I didn't want it, but the robot in the red coat insisted.
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[ ah, yes, just hold that closer to you pyrrha. that's totally what you want. at her explanation, hiccup's dubious look shifts into, well, something more understanding. sure, he has to consider that a bit, but the whole "awkward situations without any kind of warning" thing is pretty common around here. he's been in cerealia too long to not know that.
so hiccup can... believe it. okay. like naruto. ]
Okay, I can see that happening around here. [ an outstretched hand from hiccup towards her wonderful condom package, as toothless sniffs at the ground near the trash can. ] May I?
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Certainly. [ Someone might take the opportunity to run far away at this point, finally free of the mortifying present.
Pyrrha is not that someone. However, the idea totally occurs to her, ngl. ]
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the resulting digital scream is a monotone CONSEQUENCES NECESSARY. RUNNING GUILTTRIP.EXE. LOAD COMPLETE. GUILT! GUILT! GUILT!
and hiccup's response is, of course, to vocalize the rest of his amazing, amazing plan. that is: ]
There. And now, we walk away very quickly in shame.
[ all that's really necessary, given the trash can's waddle after them is rather slow. at least hiccup also reaches for pyrrha's wrist, so she can have the pleasure of speed walking from supposed-to-be-inanimate-objects right on time with him. the great escape, dragon in tow.
as GUILT! GUILT! GUILT! fades into the distance, hiccup continues on anyway. just in case. ]
Next time, you're better off not taking what they offer you. You'll usually get things like that.
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GUILT GUILT GUILT GUILT GUILTTRIP.EXE REQUIRING ADMIN ACCESS, PLEASE PRESS RETURN—
[ Please, be quiet, Pyrrha finds herself pleading internally, before they get arrested for… for something!!
Fortunately, Hiccup is talking as he leads her away. Attentively, she listens, and then smiles wryly. ]
That is probably the best advice I’ve heard all day.
[ And then, when they can no longer hear the trash bin robot’s cries, Pyrrha adds, ]
I think we’re out of danger for the time being.
[ Not that she’s not grateful for the rescue. Because she totally is. ]
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that is, that he's still holding pyrrha's wrist, and he releases that as gently as he can. ]
Uh, yeah-- sorry. [ perhaps a tinge awkward, until toothless moves to occupy hiccup's hands instead, which earns the dragon some idle petting as the viking continues to speak.
now that they're out of that totally harmful and life-threatening situation that pyrrha totally needed saving from. ]
Seems like there's a lot of advice to give out here. Which is business as usual, really. [ hah. a little roll of the eyes near the end there. ] We're lucky that it was just an... admittedly very annoying robot, and not something more injury inducing.
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