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estoria2015-04-04 06:43 pm
deontology) wrote in estoria2015-04-04 06:43 pm
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[closed] everything happens too much
Who: Sousei, Tenka, and assorted Friends and Acquaintances (aka Hinata, Tsurumaru, Shinpachi, Jaune, Saya, Pyrrha, Yoon)
When: the week of 12/16
Where: various, such as flower shops and bars, because they're Adults
What: getting Sousei and Tenka together at the same time is always a terrible idea
Rating/Warning: really really dumb things
pyrrha;
[Look, it's a normal, casual Monday. Normal, casual Monday means that neither Sousei nor Tenka is expecting much to happen on this casual day. They always have a segment of time in which they are both at home, when Sousei has gotten home from work and Tenka hasn't yet left--so it's that period of time in which they're sitting as casually as ever at the low, traditional table.
Clearly, now is an excellent time for a visitor to come with dinner.
Because Tenka will never turn down food and Sousei is easily steamrolled over by Tenka--
Either way, whether Pyrrha lets them know she's coming over or not, neither of them will be ready for
~*tacos*~]
yoon;
[When Yoon lets Sousei know that he actually has done some research into the medical topics that Sousei's been poking into, Sousei doesn't hesitate to invite him over. Tenka, naturally, will be sticking around for this as well, since it's Tenka that it most importantly involves--
So hope you don't mind seeing the both of them watching you rather intently when you finally make it to the apartment they share, Yoon.
At least Tenka's friendlier than Sousei... at least there's that. Still, for a topic this important and a guest properly invited over, there is tea at the low table, and preparation for a lengthy discussion.]
hinata;
[Hope you didn't have plans this evening, Hinata, because then your phone is buzzing with a terrible invitation from a certain Aniki who causes all sorts of trouble all the time--]
hinata-kun!!!! come to dinner at my place tonight!! if you don't show up i'm going to be offended
don't be THAT guy, hinata-kun
also i dare you to flip the table in front of sousei
[ah yes. At least it's the promise of dinner...?
This can only end poorly.]
saya;
[Friday is always a good day of the week for customers, right...? Especially weird customers. Well, hopefully Saya's Friday hasn't been too much of a nightmare, because then Sousei and Tenka are wandering into the flower store together, bickering over what sounds like boxes of cookies (do you want to know? Probably not.) and overall not looking like the sorts of people who should be in flower stores.
Do you dare approach, even.... they don't look like they're even looking at the flowers yet, too distracted by their bickering.]
jaune;
[There are two men walking to dinner on a Friday night.
This is very, very heterosexual.
But it's their habit to do so and try out new places (or as new as Sousei is willing to accept), and it was a habit started when neither of them could cook. Now they have people who can cook living with them, but...it's hard to stop the habit, really. Even if they wanted to.
So they're strolling by the park, heading towards the restaurants further in the city. This might be a great time to show senpai your stuff, Jaune.
(it's probably a terrible time to show senpai your stuff.)]
tsurumaru;
[AFTER DINNER they make their way back home, Sousei a little harried (Tenka mostly amused.). But they're not really paying that close of attention to things now that they're back on their floor, having...happily, blissfully forgotten that they're living nearby someone who is now obsessed with the art of surprise.
Really, they're just sitting ducks as they walk down the hallway, how could you resist?]
shinpachi;
[It's been A Day.
Friday night is prime partying night, but if Shinpachi makes his way to Tenka's bar that night, he'll find a Sousei who very much does not look ready to party. If anything, he looks like he's ready to Drink To Forget.
He's not that far gone, admittedly, but... he is sitting there at the bar, sake in hand as he watches Tenka serve a few of the other patrons, and he is actually drinking for once.
Clearly he needs friendship and company.]
When: the week of 12/16
Where: various, such as flower shops and bars, because they're Adults
What: getting Sousei and Tenka together at the same time is always a terrible idea
Rating/Warning: really really dumb things
pyrrha;
[Look, it's a normal, casual Monday. Normal, casual Monday means that neither Sousei nor Tenka is expecting much to happen on this casual day. They always have a segment of time in which they are both at home, when Sousei has gotten home from work and Tenka hasn't yet left--so it's that period of time in which they're sitting as casually as ever at the low, traditional table.
Clearly, now is an excellent time for a visitor to come with dinner.
Because Tenka will never turn down food and Sousei is easily steamrolled over by Tenka--
Either way, whether Pyrrha lets them know she's coming over or not, neither of them will be ready for
~*tacos*~]
yoon;
[When Yoon lets Sousei know that he actually has done some research into the medical topics that Sousei's been poking into, Sousei doesn't hesitate to invite him over. Tenka, naturally, will be sticking around for this as well, since it's Tenka that it most importantly involves--
So hope you don't mind seeing the both of them watching you rather intently when you finally make it to the apartment they share, Yoon.
At least Tenka's friendlier than Sousei... at least there's that. Still, for a topic this important and a guest properly invited over, there is tea at the low table, and preparation for a lengthy discussion.]
hinata;
[Hope you didn't have plans this evening, Hinata, because then your phone is buzzing with a terrible invitation from a certain Aniki who causes all sorts of trouble all the time--]
hinata-kun!!!! come to dinner at my place tonight!! if you don't show up i'm going to be offended
don't be THAT guy, hinata-kun
also i dare you to flip the table in front of sousei
[ah yes. At least it's the promise of dinner...?
This can only end poorly.]
saya;
[Friday is always a good day of the week for customers, right...? Especially weird customers. Well, hopefully Saya's Friday hasn't been too much of a nightmare, because then Sousei and Tenka are wandering into the flower store together, bickering over what sounds like boxes of cookies (do you want to know? Probably not.) and overall not looking like the sorts of people who should be in flower stores.
Do you dare approach, even.... they don't look like they're even looking at the flowers yet, too distracted by their bickering.]
jaune;
[There are two men walking to dinner on a Friday night.
This is very, very heterosexual.
But it's their habit to do so and try out new places (or as new as Sousei is willing to accept), and it was a habit started when neither of them could cook. Now they have people who can cook living with them, but...it's hard to stop the habit, really. Even if they wanted to.
So they're strolling by the park, heading towards the restaurants further in the city. This might be a great time to show senpai your stuff, Jaune.
(it's probably a terrible time to show senpai your stuff.)]
tsurumaru;
[AFTER DINNER they make their way back home, Sousei a little harried (Tenka mostly amused.). But they're not really paying that close of attention to things now that they're back on their floor, having...happily, blissfully forgotten that they're living nearby someone who is now obsessed with the art of surprise.
Really, they're just sitting ducks as they walk down the hallway, how could you resist?]
shinpachi;
[It's been A Day.
Friday night is prime partying night, but if Shinpachi makes his way to Tenka's bar that night, he'll find a Sousei who very much does not look ready to party. If anything, he looks like he's ready to Drink To Forget.
He's not that far gone, admittedly, but... he is sitting there at the bar, sake in hand as he watches Tenka serve a few of the other patrons, and he is actually drinking for once.
Clearly he needs friendship and company.]
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Awwww c'mon, Sousei! You're always way too quick to leave us behind, right Shinpachi-kun?!
[Though as Tenka glances over to Shinpachi, he does a double take a second later.]
Wait, did you just serve yourself?!
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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and scoffing at that, even as he narrows his eyes at Shinpachi.
Honestly???]
Both of you are utterly ridiculous and I want no part in this.
[let gooooo]
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Rather, Tenka is just squinting--]
20 credits! Pay up, right now!
[and then to Sousei, completely ignoring his earlier words:]
He's stealing from us, Sousei!!
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[ Have you ever considered that's the problem, Shinpachi.. at least he wasn't in the middle of a sip so he doesn't have to spittake at the reveal.
Instead he turns to look at Sousei, still caught in Tenka's death grip-- ]
Sousei, tell him he's being the ridiculous one here! [ Sousei the unwilling kindergarten caretaker... ]
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You want me to tell Tenka that he is being ridiculous for charging you for the drink that costs money to buy.
[r u srs right now, bro.]
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[Except he also looks like he's about to bust out laughing any second now.
No, he's not really going to make Shinpachi pay. But wow, his panic over the idea is really funny. How broke are you, buddy.]
Tell 'em, Sousei!
[why is sousei stuck with these two]
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And it always ends up with Shinpachi being ganged up on. This is it. This is how he dies. He didn't actually survive the war, he just died in a bar because he couldn't pay his drinks... ]
Because, that is.. [ SWEATS PROFUSELY. Is Shinpachi legitmately worried that he has to pay up or is he just exaggerating, who even knows. ] I just thought, let's go to Tenka's, because he always has free booze out of the good of his heart for his good friends..
[ Trails off into nervous laughter for a moment.. ]
And.. well, right now, I have-- how would you say it? [ ... ] No money..? [ SMILE..??? ]
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he's
he's so over it
let him leave he doesn't care anymore. That is what his expression says as he stares at Shinpachi, and then at Tenka, and then Shinpachi again.
And then he reaches over to pull Tenka's hair sharply to get him to let go (get off of him, you twit) and stares at Shinpachi some more.]
Both of you are ridiculous. I don't know how you've spent all of your money-- [no.
don't bite, sousei
don't take the bait
just leave it]
Never mind, I do not care. It does not matter to me. [HE'S NOT FALLING INTO THIS PIT OF BAFFLEMENT.]
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Ow ow ow ow!! Not my beautiful hair!
[WHINE GROUCH YELL]
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Hey, Sousei. Keep holding him for a sec like that, won't you?
[ QUICKLY DOWNING THE LAST OF HIS GLASS ]
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[And he drops Tenka just to be contrary to Shinpachi.
And to Shinpachi--]
Pay for your drink.
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Shinpachi-kun, don't you dare.
[DON'T DINE AND DASH, JUST DON'T]
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[ WHY THAT EXCUSE. OF ALL THINGS.
Apparently it's just the first thing that comes to Shinpachi's mind (sorry, Sano), and with a big grin on his face he's waving a little before-- ]
So.. see ya! [ .. yeah, he's already dashing out towards the front door. ESCAPE. ]