[closed]

[deontology]

Who: dumb ponytails aka sousei deontology & jae-ha defeets
When: IC: 12/19 | OOC: 4/12
Where: ViViD
What: They definitely did not sign up for co-op gaming.
Rating/Warning: There's porn in here. No really.

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[There is something really satisfying about ViViD. Even if Sousei doesn't trust it, it's nonetheless undoubtedly a good way to practice and get stronger. He won't ever pass up ways to grow more skilled, and it's in ViViD that he can practice using his aura like Yang had taught him, as well.

Tenka's busy at work, and so Sousei is here alone this time--but nonetheless he's making solid progress, battling his way through a number of monsters. They get stronger and stronger as he goes, but even so, they're hardly a threat.

Besides, the extra monetary gains are hardly anything to sniff at, even if he and Tenka don't need them. But now with Soramaru gone, Sousei certainly feels the need to work off some of his extra frustration. If this world would stop taking away his protege, he would really appreciate it.

A giant bear roars its displeasure, and Sousei ducks under its claws, rapidly moving to draw his sword then, and moving to neatly impale the creature--]

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[deontology]

[Hello.

Sousei slowly glances over at Jae-ha, and then right back at the dragon.

And slowly and deliberately--]

It appears to be a Green Dragon.

[Stealth sass.]

[defeets]

[This fucker.]

My off-beat cousin--

Is that what you're implying?

[shithead]

[deontology]

Perhaps.

[Just...saying........... he's a green dragon. you're a green dragon.

Deliberately, he looks at Jae-ha, and then makes a noncommittal noise.

There may be some resemblance--

(what a shit)]

[defeets]

[ . . . . . . . . .

Okay, despite himself, Jae-ha laughs.]

Ah.

Who would've thought that you had some sort of sense of humor?

I'm relieved though. I thought you were entirely as dull as a wooden board.

[deontology]

[Well, at least Jae-ha has a good sense of humor too. Sousei bites back a smirk, but it's a close thing--his lips might quirk vaguely despite himself.]

Think what you will.

[You can't offend him!!!

And then he turns his attention back to the dragon. Right. Okay. Book...s.....

... ... ... Ah--]

There's one. [he can't see the title from here, though.]

[defeets]

[Oho, was that a hint of amusement. Jae-ha just snorts faintly in response then before he follows Sousei's gaze and notices the book and hums.]

Well, are we going to stand around or are we going to complete a quest?

[And he flicks his wrist to put a few throwing knives in between his fingers. He's ready to move in an instant.]

[deontology]

[Well.

No need to stand around talking.

Sousei stands then, stepping out into full view of the dragon and very deliberately drawing his sword. The dragon startles, and moves towards him then, but he's unbothered; he ducks around it when it charges, and uses his momentum to clip a wing with his blade.

Yeah.

Do your thing, Jae-ha.

He's creating an opening.]

[defeets]

[Jae-ha almost feels bad for the green dragon.

Though the second that the dragon's eyes are on Sousei, Jae-ha moves without needing to be told. He leaps easily over to where the book is, now that the dragon's attention is diverted and--]

Riding the Thunder Dragon: Monster Erotica....?!

[ . . . . . . should he pocket it, should he bring it home to terrorize Ki-ja, should he.

Okay no, he's tossing it over his shoulder before leaping and landing neatly on the dragon's head before he can reoriented itself to fight Sousei again.]

Do you see another one?!

[deontology]

[Haaahhh why wasn't that the right one???

Sousei ducks around the dragon as Jae-ha lands on its head, and neatly scoops up the next book he finds--]

Animal Instincts: Sizzling Furry-- ['sex party erotica'.

what the fuck.

He tosses the book to the side, and rather sharply--]

How many unnecessary sexual novels does a dragon need, exactly? [MISTER GREEN DRAGON?? CARE TO SHED SOME LIGHT ON THIS?]

[defeets]

Don't ask me. I'm the entirely wholesome musician of my family. My mother would be so proud.

[HE SAYS SO PROUDLY even as he puts a hand over his heart and stomps firmly on the green dragon's head, letting it emit a cry before it falls to the ground and Jae-ha steps lightly off of it. At least it'll be incapacitated for a little bit.

And then he picks up another one-]

The Beast Inside: Unleashing Your Inner Sex Machine..

[ . . . . and he offers it to Sousei.]

You can take it home. I won't tell anyone.

[deontology]

[Genteelly, Sousei takes it.

And chucks it over his shoulder.]

Don't be ridiculous.

[you're not even wholesome, what are you on, bro--

But for now, he turns his attention to the books scattering the cave floor and crosses his arms. This....... is so ridiculous... what did that book's cover even look like? He hardly remembers now. Uh.......]

That one.

[On the opposite end of the cavern, but...a grey book, he thinks that's familiar.]

[defeets]

[Listen at least as far as jobs go, he's definitely the most wholesome (he's just a stripper by choice). Except he turns toward where Sousei is looking and then--

Looks back at Sousei and grins.]

You know your erotica better than I thought you would.

[deontology]

Yes.

[He's not even going to deny that, honestly--he knows his erotica better than he ever thought he would too.

But the dragon starts to stir, and Sousei moves towards the book, tossing over his shoulder--]

But an idiot insisted on reading some of it to me in an attempt to prove me wrong.

[......... yeah.]

[defeets]

Did this idiot have white hair and a gross [yaoi] hand?

[Jae-ha says before he jumps and lands on the dragon's back again, stomping once, hard aiming to dislocate his lame cousin's shoulder.

He'll feel bad in a little bit.]

[deontology]

[Ah.

Naturally.

Sousei ducks an errant claw as the dragon roars in agony and flails backwards, and scoops up the trashy porn novel.

+1 trashy porn novel. Success!!]

Yes. That was him. I should not be surprised that you know him.

[defeets]

You shouldn't be. It sounds like you were read erotica by none other than the majestic and unbearable White Dragon himself.

[it's not like Ki-ja hides it any more than Jae-ha...... still though, he's hopping off the dragon easily and landing next to Sousei.

He grins.]

How was it? Was he any good?

[wink wink nudge nudge]

[deontology]

He was not majestic.

[if you were...wondering........ "was he any good" really now.

Sousei just shoves the book into Jae-ha's hands then, and turns on his heel to stride out of the cave.]

I said he was an idiot already; I am not interested in being read uninteresting sexual scenes by a flustered idiot.

[wow tell us how you really feel]

[defeets]

So you would say that you left that particular steamy encounter frustrated and unsatisfied.

[waggles eyebrows

but he matches Sousei stride for stride

he's got jokes for days]

[deontology]

I would say that you are trying too hard.

[Ah yes, what a try-hard.]

If you are trying to fluster me, it isn't working. [and he's still uninterested......

ah yes what a waste of a pretty face.]

[defeets]

Not fluster. Rather, it's nice having solid evidence to bring back to Ki-ja to knock him down a peg or two.

[and then he opens the book

sousei why did you give him the book]

Maybe I should try--

[deontology]

[fucking--]

Do not even attempt it--

[DRAGONS--

he's just

walking faster

get him out of here]

[1/3]

[defeets]

[can you imagine this being ready by suwabe junichi

don't mind him, he's just going to skip along and keep right up with souse, trailing only a pace or two behind on purpose]

Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Oh, this isn't bad.

Pulling off his boxer briefs.... his erection springs free. Just kidding, this is pretty bad.

[defeets]

[and he laughs suddenly, almost unable to get the next words out-]

Hahaha-- Holy cow! Hahahaha!!! Really?!

[defeets]

[and then he sees the light and it's easier to read and he registers what that--]

Hey! Wait, Sousei--!!

{THAT'S THE MOUTH OF THE CAVE]

[deontology]

[YEAH HE KNOWS IT'S THE FUCKING MOUTH OF THE CAVE but he has the strands of hair still so it should be fine--

He

Hits the barrier

And does not go through. Luckily for Sousei, he was in such a hurry that his arms were swinging freely, which means his arm strikes the barrier first--and thus he's able to skid to a stop with his nose scant centimeters from the barrier.

... ... ...]

What?

[.......... no this isn't what he wants someone get him out of here.

He lifts a hand slowly, and presses it flat against the barrier. Why... this. Why now. Why does everything about this ViViD stage suck.]