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Entry tags:
- !event,
- !intro,
- america (alfred f. jones),
- ayato naoi,
- birthday,
- butch cassidy,
- chikage kazama,
- cynbel lightfoot,
- elliot nightray,
- elza clifford,
- heung soo park,
- hirari abe,
- hokuto midou,
- kagemitsu kumou,
- kaoru nagumo,
- ludger will kresnik,
- marcie fleach,
- mary "stormer" phillips,
- mary kozakura,
- misaki yata,
- nesso galland,
- nice,
- oz vessalius,
- patchouli knowledge,
- peggy carter,
- ratio,
- reim lunettes,
- russia (ivan braginsky),
- sakura matou,
- shihoudou,
- shinpachi nagakura,
- shirou emiya,
- shuu nagumo,
- sousei abe,
- takakage kobayakawa,
- tenten,
- vincent nightray,
- yang xiao long,
- zara skeens,
- zero
« 005 ⇢ event005.exe »
Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw
//event005.EXE
 ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple! It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over. New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
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//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I [ xx PHASE II [ xx PHASE III [ xx PHASE IV [ xx BONUS [ why[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ] |
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Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.
//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you! |
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Well, I can get behind big TVs. Keep dreaming, big guy. [ Yata will just take another bite out of his burger and... talk while eating. ] Hey, do you know what's in these things?
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Uh. [ staring at his burger for a moment before NO. NO HE'S GOT THIS. ] Grade A All-American beef, my friend. Raised from the finest pastures for to be consumed by working class folks like you and me. Easy ways to get the protein you need for the life you lead. After all, not one man should have to pay too much for the things he needs to keep going in life -- we're all in this together.
[ can you see the american flag flowing majestically behind him too or is it all in his head? ]
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We're in space, though.
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You're saying there can't be cows in space?
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I dunno. Does this taste like beef to you? Maybe it's got... [ He opens his burger. ] space shit...
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[ guess who said that unnecessarily loudly? ]
Why would there be SPACE SHIT in the BURGERS? Are you INSANE?
[ people are now staring, yata ]
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OW! I didn't mean, like, literal shit! Shut up, man! [ He's making a scene omg. ]
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I'm just sayin'! If you're gonna talk about shit, be specific with your shit! Are you giving a literal shit or a metaphoric shit? Be straight up with your shit!
[ he's still way too loud ]
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Well fuck, it ain't my fault you're shit with telling shit from other shit, shithead!
[ Families are looking on in horror as they cover the ears of their young ones. ]
I know what I said!
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[ this is really happening and they're probably going to get kicked out eventually ]
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It ain't beef if it ain't from Earth, dumbass.
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Yeah, and you can say that 'cause you're some sorta cow expert?
[ this is a way too intense a conversation over beef ]
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[ He's about to punch America, but a couple of guards grab Yata's arms and pull him away and towards the exit. ]
Aah, leggo! Lemme at 'im!
[ And there he goes out the door. He's been all sorts of stressed lately. Walk it off, Yata. Walk it off... ]
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Geez, what was up with that guy, right?
[ ha. ha ha ha. casually he goes back to his burger and within a few seconds, everyone else goes back to their meals. see you, yata..... ]