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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

« 005 ⇢ event005.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


souredsweet: breadcrusts (mastery of vaguish concern)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-11-22 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[RUDE AS HELL. Kaoru is not in the mood to be tugged along with some random shithead either, so one hand is politely held up almost immediately at Shuu's... accidental misinterpretation because clearly no one would be that rude on purpose. Clearly!!]

Please accept my apologies, sir, but I'm afraid that I don't have the free time to walk all the way to the housing district right now. I only stopped by here to be certain that the new arrivals weren't being treated too poorly, but I have a shift that I must make. Is it truly insufficient to give you directions?

[Like wow, gosh, can someone here not read a map?? Though of course with the tone and inflection and the way Kaoru words it, it sounds more like concern instead of critique.]
puerilely: fandisks apparently can cause miracles (how is he the villain again)

[personal profile] puerilely 2014-11-23 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course it is!

[ He doesn't even hesitate to say that.. everyone must always pander to the shitlord baby's wishes, isn't that obvious?? He's not even saying it since he suspects Kaoru's shithattery just yet either, he's just also this rude to people expressing genuine concern.. what a master of manners over here. Especially since he doesn't seem to see anything wrong with it whatsoever. ]

If you don't have free time, then you can make free time, right? [ He reaches out, grabbing Kaoru's wrist. ] Come on, let's--

[ He stops. Because while he was too distracted by his own grumpiness a moment ago, he can definitely sense it now when he's touching Kaoru directly.. this person isn't human. And with Shuu being Shuu, he doesn't even care to hide the fact that he just realised that. ]

.. Oh..? What's this..? [ Yeah, Kaoru, you don't want Shuu to blow your guise up in public here? Might as well take him somewhere private after all, considering he looks just about ready to shout it off the rooftops instinctively.. ]
souredsweet: mewtube (dust in my mouth)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-11-23 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
["Of course it is" SHUU DON'T MAKE YOURSELF SEEM INEPT... Kaoru would probably internally be laughing at that if A) it didn't mean that now being a tour guide would be necessary so that this stupid reputation can be kept up and B) it wasn't followed at its heels by BEING RUDELY GRABBED and then the belated realization—

Wow, this day is just not shaping up to be a good one.

Kaoru will attempt to withdraw the hand that Shuu's got by the wrist, but is also not willing to throw the whole helpless innocent human girl cover to the winds yet, SO... GOD. Away it is, then.]


—If you would like to know how to get to the apartments, you must go this way. [A GESTURE in the direction of the subway rails and housing area, and then Kaoru's setting off, hoping that Shuu decides to follow.]
puerilely: do you really expect a kid to actually eat their vegetables (yachiyo eat my carrots for me!!!)

[personal profile] puerilely 2014-11-24 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HE'LL MAKE HIMSELF SEEM INEPT ALL HE WANTS IF IT'S GOING TO GET HIM WHAT HE WANTS, HONESTLY...

Besides, it seems to have worked well enough, right? It's probably more the last realisation more than anything, but Shuu doesn't really care just how he managed to get this person to go along with it all..

He's happy enough about it that he'll at least release his grip on Kaoru's wrist, but he's smiling like a little kid that stole a cookie from the cookie jar as he follows after Kaoru.

And - small blessings, probably - he actually waits until they're out of most people's earshots to speak up again, jogging up to walk next to Kaoru. ]


So you're a demon too, huh? And you're going around as a girl? Or is that just what you like to wear?

[ At least he was on to that, apparently.. maybe it's since he could pass for a girl if he tried too, he can just tell the difference by looking. At least he doesn't seem too shitheaded just yet - maybe a little too prodding and overly curious, but.. you know, little kid behaviour, especially the most annoying aspects of it.. time for 21 questions with an annoying baby demon lord. ]
souredsweet: jackandtink (thanks shinsengumi and friends!!)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-11-25 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[KAORU DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME go away Shuu...

But there's no shitheadedness currently happening on this end, either. Kaoru is very much playing the Delicate Maiden card, holding his hands close to his chest and keeping a fair distance even when Shuu picks up the pace to walk even instead of trailing after. Even the way Kaoru speaks indicates just how much space is being left between the two of them, like a verbal version of holding a hand out and going "you stay on that side of the line".]


Please don't ask a stranger such embarrassing questions, sir... [GOD. Kaoru's so agitated about being sniffed out so soon that there isn't even any appreciation for the fact that Shuu managed to show a tiny sand grain's worth of tact by waiting until they're alone. No mercy from shitheads...

But the first question - that's something that can't be skirted as easily. Face painted with hesitation, Kaoru's eyes avert, posture becoming even more closed off.]


...But it would seem that you and I aren't human, yes.
puerilely: maybe he's born with it maybe it's maybelline (cutest little shit of the sengoku era)

[personal profile] puerilely 2014-11-26 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ GOSH.. what a weird dainty maiden demon, he's never seen any like that before!! Then again, it's not like Shuu's met a whole lot of people in his life.. leading the sheltered shitlord baby life forever. But he knows that meeting demons here doesn't instantly means he has to fight them like back home, so hey, he might as well get his time to get to know them.. maybe they're the only decent companions here instead of just all these annoying humans around. ]

Hmm, I thought so! It's totally radiating off you! [ Even if it took Shuu a little while.. but apparently the realisation has thrown his mood around a complete 180. For as long as it lasts, anyway.

He's also probably getting into Kaoru's personal space here a little.. not even on purpose to be a shithead or anything, more just because little kids just don't know concepts like personal space to begin with. Gawking at Kaoru and all.. ]
But you really don't want to talk about why you dress that way? Is it embarrassing?

[ DISPLAYS ALL ANNOYING NATURAL FIVE YEAR OLD HABITS AT ONCE.. ]
souredsweet: breadcrusts (wake up again)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-11-26 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[WEIRD DAINTY MAIDEN DEMON....... god it's true though, Kaoru is an outlier. An outlier who values personal space... why are you doing this, Shuu!! More importantly, what has he done (in the past like 3 months okay) to deserve this sort of divine punishment?? He's been on relatively good behavior and this is how it's rewarded... with a Shuu.]

Is it? [A quiet question without much actual curiosity behind it. Kaoru is too busy practically folding inward to try maintaining a little bit of his personal bubble, for what little good it will do. At least Shuu just seems annoying so far and not an actual shithead... Annoying is something that's easier to deal with.]

—It's personal. [Which isn't a lie, at least!!] So I would rather not speak about it. I apologize; it isn't anything against you, sir.
puerilely: both like gold jewelry and being fabulous okay it works (it was i DIO)

[personal profile] puerilely 2014-11-30 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's tilting his head a little, like he's curious even when Kaoru says it's personal.. Kaoru really needs to take some classes in how to deal with kids, really, don't you know that when you say something is a secret, they only want to know more.. because Shuu sure does right about now. Some weird demon walking among humans here who's dressing up as a girl for.. no discernable reason, but apparently a pretty interesting one.. ]

It's okay! [ And while most people would take that answer as "I'll back down, sure", for Shuu it's.. ] I'll find out anyway!

[ Lovely. ]

It's preeetty bad to keep secrets from fellow demons anyway, you know? Aren't demons supposed to trust each other unlike humans?

[ Not that there aren't quite a few demons he'd love to shank especially since they got in his way, but.. well, he doesn't have to add that out loud.. ]
souredsweet: mewtube (thin-skinned)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-11-30 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[GOD... At least Kaoru isn't actually concerned about that, since it's not like... anyone at all knows his reasons... Not even Chizuru since she's from a dIFFERENT ROUTE. So no comment will be made in regard to that, because Kaoru can at least tell that any further denials will just egg this nerd on more than he's already been egged on and nobody has time to deal with that bullshittery.

THAT SAID, Kaoru's expression becomes one of apology at that, and one hand raises to touch his chest in a demure and uncertain gesture.]


I apologize if I've offended you, sir. It isn't a matter of trust... It's simply that the story seems to bore most people who hear it, which is a difficult thing to swallow. [His gaze is cast to the side after that with some soft rendition of timidity. Good lord, he can already tell his acting is going to get a workout today...]

But you're entirely right. If a demon were to insist, I would explain. Unlike the humans who can't be trusted, I have yet to meet a demon that I fear retribution from. [gentle sounds of internal barfing...] Disinterest or dismissal is not a terrible thing at all, compared to what a human is capable of.
puerilely: "might as well be a girl" (hey lil momma)

[personal profile] puerilely 2014-12-01 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At least he knows how to appeal to dumb shitbabies aka Shuu.. he's totally pleased that at least Kaoru UNLIKE CERTAIN OTHER DEMONS... can realise that you should trust other demons before stinky humans who are just going to make everything you love end up dead anyway.

So he's a little pleased, actually.. not being stuck here with just humans is a lot better than what he thought the situation was, and Kaoru seems like someone who knows their place and values on top of it and doesn't scold him!! Oh boy, the best kind of people.. ]


Huh? Do you think I seem like the kind of guy who'd easily find something boring?

[ Yes.. that's exactly what you seem like, Shuu.. and exactly what you are like. ]

I'm pretty sure that I'll find it super interesting! So why don't you try telling me, huh? I'll tell you something good in return like.. hm, my name, I guess? [ It's actually sort of a genuine offer, considering giving out names easily is not as much of a Thing in Sengoku times.. although Shuu still does it a lot more casually than most of the demons from back there. ]
souredsweet: jackandtink (you've got some tuberculosis on you)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-12-02 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaoru knows how to appeal to just about everyone okay HE WOULDN'T HAVE LIVED THIS LONG OTHERWISE... So he isn't at all surprised to see that Shuu seems to be taking what he's said well, and he'll continue to help himself along by pointedly not making any negative-leaning remark about his question. Because yes... Yes, Shuu, you seem like someone with the attention span of a five year old.]

It's my own uncertainty that makes me hesitate, so please think nothing of it. [The easiest way to avoid confrontation is to take the blame onto yourself, and Kaoru does it elegantly! Even if there is totally some internal eye-rolling happening at his offer, like what the heck. The amount of care Kaoru has in learning Shuu's name is approximately 0% (though that will change pretty quickly as soon as he actually learns it). Even if he practiced Sengoku-era customs, he still wouldn't care... what a nice guy.]

I would very much appreciate learning your name, sir. As for me, it's simply what I'm used to. It's a little embarrassing, so I don't like to talk about it, but most people don't notice so it isn't a topic that ever emerges. [SEE... TOTALLY BORING.]
Edited 2014-12-02 00:43 (UTC)
puerilely: less talking more explosions please (god this is sO BORING)

[personal profile] puerilely 2014-12-03 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
.. That's not very fun.

[ Just after saying he wouldn't find.. anything boring.. good job, Shuu, failed step one. But no one ever said he put much effort into lying - mostly since he doesn't have the kind of dedication it takes to keep up pretenses like Kaoru, he's too impulsive and childish for it. There's a momentary frown that crosses his face since he thought it'd be at least 3 times more fun than this boring answer, but oh well. No need to dig further into it if it's just some shitty "used to it" kind of deal.. maybe Kaoru just likes being pretty.. he gets that feeling, man. He feels that feel.

So Shuu lets out an exaggerated long sigh, moving his arms up above him to stretch them into the air. ]


An-y-way, I guess I do owe you my name now, huh..? It's Shuu.

[ WHY ARE YOU LEAVING YOUR LAST NAME OUT NOW YOU DINGUS.. changes his mind every five seconds.. ]

And yours? I got to call you something else than "that guy who likes to dress up as a girl", right?
souredsweet: jackandtink (ollies out)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-12-04 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[SHUU YOU SHIT. At least Kaoru isn't surprised... It's a better thing for Shuu to think him super boring anyway, because people with mindsets similar to his tend to leave things alone if they aren't of interest.]

I apologize... [Again. How many times can someone apologize in one conversation LET'S FIND OUT.

That said, if Shuu's going to leave out his last name, Kaoru's certainly not going to give one out either. It's a curious thing, though, considering Shuu is dressed like an even ye older ye olde, and that isn't a name that is instantly recognized. Kaoru may not have as solid an information network as some demons, and there are enough around so that learning every name is a feat, but this is still enough to have his guard up.]


Mine is Kaoru; it's a pleasure to meet you, Shuu-san. [A pretty but subdued smile is offered. A small part of him wants to reach over and rip out his fancy hair decs for being such a RUDEASS.] —Were you intending to look at the apartments closer to the city center, or near the outskirts?
puerilely: fandisks apparently can cause miracles (how is he the villain again)

[personal profile] puerilely 2014-12-06 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's the only apologies Shuu is ever going to get from Kaoru, let's be real here. Might as well treasure them while they're still a thing.

Especially since their near-family bond of shithattery has not been found out.. yet.. neither of them better look on the network later and find out the other's last name, huh..

But for now Shuu is just thinking about this question Kaoru is asking him since clearly it is very Important!! ]


Hmm.. whichever is more fun? [ Shuu Nagumo: reigning champion of the answers that don't help jack shit sport. ] I guess I don't really want to live next to a lot of humans, but I don't want to have to walk a lot to get to anything fun either.
souredsweet: mewtube (bluebird)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-12-07 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL THAT is not untrue... wow though basically, SOMEONE KEEP THEM BOTH AWAY FROM THE NAME DIRECTORY. is it sorted by last name because that would be hilarious... someone accidentally dialing shuu instead of kaoru or vice versa WHOOPS.

BUT ANYWAY, yes, important questions - ie how to keep this loser as far away from his own apartment as physically possible.]


Living next to humans is an inevitability here, I'm afraid. While there are a number of people who aren't either human or demon, the humans still outnumber most of us, I believe. [Even if half of them are like, weird humans that can shoot fire out of their feet.]

If you don't want to do much walking, what about one of the complexes near the rails?
puerilely: what do you mean my family only plays a secondary role in hakuouki (actually vaguely concerned for once)

[personal profile] puerilely 2014-12-08 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Humans outnumbering them, gross.. then again, that's probably supposed to be fairly normal fare - even back in his own time humans outnumber demons by a lot, it's just that demons are still a lot better at hiding out in the woods than they'll be in the future. Good job, descendants club..

But even though that fact brings a look to Shuu's face as if he just ate something really gross, he instead focuses on the last part. Even though the frown doesn't really leave his face. The five year old shitlord is displeased.. ]


.. What're "rails" supposed to be? [ STICK WITH 16TH CENTURY SPEAK, KAORU.. ]
souredsweet: cupnoodles (super smash bros champ)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-12-09 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS but thems the breaks... At least most of the humans here seem relatively benign?! Or, in Kaoru speak, easy to befriend and then use as a meatshield. Thanks, kind residents of Cerealia!!]

Oh— [GIVING HIM A LOOK like he's only just now remembering that Shuu is lookin ye olde.] ...They were unfamiliar to me too, at first. [THERE THERE NERD.]

But it's a useful way to get from place to place. They carry subway cars and trains from one location to another... Think of it as a series of carriages attached front to back, but without any animals or people needed to pull it along the tracks.
puerilely: do you really expect a kid to actually eat their vegetables (yachiyo eat my carrots for me!!!)

[personal profile] puerilely 2014-12-10 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE MAN.... 1600 is even worse than 1860s, at least you guys were one step closer to actual indoor plumbing rather than going to take a dump in the bushes!! ]

But if it's not people or animals carrying them, then what is? [ Congratulations, Kaoru.. you might notice Shuu is like one of those annoying kids who keeps asking BUT WHYYYYY or BUT HOOOWWW after everything you explain to him. And it doesn't help that he has even less of an idea of eletricity and.. well, pretty much any modern intervention than Kaoru or anyone else here. ]

Is someone controlling them as they go? -- Oh, I wanna do that!

[ Denied. You'd kill everyone, Shuu.. and not even give a shit.. ]
souredsweet: jackandtink (uninspired)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-12-11 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[HE IS GLAD TO BE SLIGHTLY LESS YE OLDE OKAY because for all his complaints about humans in general, indoor plumbing sure is nice... Hot showers whenever he wants! Functioning toilets! Fresh water to wash his face in the morning without having to go outside in the freezing cold to draw water from a well!! The future is a neat place...]

Ah... I don't believe that such a job is available to us, unfortunately. [Because with how Shuu's already been acting, Kaoru can tell it would be QUITE LITERALLY A TRAINWRECK... which would be hilarious... He doesn't want to inflict Shuu on himself but he would totally unleash him on the unsuspecting public.]

It runs on electricity, if I'm recalling correctly, which is the same thing powering these lights- [Pointing to some street lights and outdoor lamps] -and those signs. [Neon signs!! Open/Close signs, things like that.]
puerilely: maybe he's born with it maybe it's maybelline (cutest little shit of the sengoku era)

[personal profile] puerilely 2014-12-14 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Electricity.. he has no idea what that's supposed to be or how it's supposed to work, but sure. Humans making stuff work with this weird electricity thing. He does file it in the back of his head, but.. you know, five year old and all, so he's not fully focusing on it. Instead he's just laughing as he apparently seems to think of something-- ]

I should find out who I can ask about that.. [ "Ask" sounds more like "threaten" here, let's be real.. ] Riding one must be so cool, you could go so fast..! Everyone would have to move aside!

[ He cheerfully laughing, folding the fingers of both hands together. YES, HE'S TOTALLY IGNORING THIS ELECTRICITY TALK IN FAVOR OF CONTINUING HIS DAYDREAMING.. sorry, Kaoru, this is the shit you have to deal with. Karma coming back to bite you square in the ass. ]
souredsweet: mewtube (bluebird)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-12-14 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[GOD here Kaoru is trying to actually help out by explaining things, and all the effort is flooding away into the sewers. What did he do to deserve this sort of karma!! (Everything, maybe......)

But Kaoru has a black belt in patience, so it's not like this is enough to cause any outward changes, even if the inward train of thought right now is currently like "maybe if I pinch his nose shut, he'll forget how to breathe".]


The carts move along tracks, so no one is in the way to move aside in the first place. [Gentle revenge by bursting Shuu's bubble!!]

But it's interesting enough, riding in them. The subway is underground so there isn't much to see, but the trains offer a pleasant view.
puerilely: fandisks apparently can cause miracles (how is he the villain again)

[personal profile] puerilely 2014-12-17 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Huuuuh?

[ Totally interested in what Kaoru is saying now! But that's only since the other is going along with his baby attention span and talking about something cool like CARS and TRAINS.. yeah!! See, as long as you keep Shuu satisfied, he's totally not dangerous at all. Just terribly, terribly annoying. ]

But are they stuck on those tracks? I mean, it'd be a whole lot more fun to just drive them anywhere! [ Like.. you know.. over people, straight into a building, laughing wildly all the while... ]
souredsweet: jackandtink (still water)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-12-17 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ANNOYING IS ARGUABLY WORSE THAN DANGEROUS. In Kaoru's opinion, anyway, but we all know how mildly skewed that can be... sometimes.....

But Kaoru can at least tell the sort of direction that the conversation needs to go in to keep Shuu somewhat manageable. Not that he... hasn't been already, honestly?! Shuu's actually been (annoyances aside) very easy to handle so far. Gesturing off to the left, either way!!]


I could show you one of the stations, if you'd like to see for yourself.
puerilely: do you really expect a kid to actually eat their vegetables (yachiyo eat my carrots for me!!!)

[personal profile] puerilely 2014-12-21 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This truly is how things work with Shuu.. distract him with something only a five year old would find interesting and he'll be totally preoccupied with it, enough to not bother you.. as much, anyway..!! And these train tracks seem totally more interesting than some crossdressing demon guy who still seems to withhold a little that he wants to pry in later but won't be too easy for now.. so let's start with the easier stuff.

Like causing literal trainwrecks. Hallelujah.. ]


Really? [ ALL THIS ENTHUSIASM. His eyes are practically sparkling. ] Of course I want to see it! Maybe we can just grab one of them and drive it around!

[ Congratulations, Kaoru, you're now enlisted for this joyriding spectacle.. ]
souredsweet: cupnoodles (not today satan)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-12-21 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELL...... Kaoru sure prefers causing literal trainwrecks to talking about himself in any capacity, especially to other demons. Screw those guys!!

He is also not very well-inclined to the whole throwing himself into dangerous situations just because someone else decided it was a good idea thing, though, and that's what this current situation is starting to reek of. It's a good thing, Kaoru thinks, that CERES trains are probably not as easy to hijack as some of the other modes of transportation available.]


Perhaps... [Says Kaoru in the way that a parent would say to their annoying dumb kid who's asking if it's possible to eat an entire building made of chocolate in one sitting.]

If you'll follow me, though - it's this way. [AND OFF, TO ADVENTURE!!] You can also use your CereVice's map if you ever wish to explore more on your own without the risk of getting lost.
Edited 2014-12-21 23:01 (UTC)

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