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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

« 005 ⇢ event005.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


claspers: claspers @ dw (《 ★ my bed is forbidden 》)

[personal profile] claspers 2014-12-01 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not talking that much! I'm trying to keep us both from dying in this thing!

[ He's not one to take video games seriously, but this immersive technology is pretty realistic. Not to mention, he can actually feel the strain from running and the pain from smacking into things. He doesn't want to know what it feels like if he's ever eaten by one of those giant bugs. Probably not good.

At his question, he looks down at himself, trying to think of something he can use. He pretty much just has the clothes off his back not one to bother with weapons especially when this game was supposed to be "educational", so he assumes he's screwed on that end, too. ]


I'll find something. These classrooms must have something I can use.

[ He stands up and looks around before settling on a giant ruler that he's pretty sure he can whack the bug with if he has to. ]

How's this?
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-02 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nice just huffs a little bit, and looks over at Rin as he moves. It was...a ruler...]

It's not a normal sized roach!

[But whatever, if he had to make sure neither of them died, he supposed he could do it. And it's a good thing he's finally made up his mind, because the monsters seemed to have found them.]

Damn...[His hands go to his headphones, and he looks back over at Rin.] You stay back, okay?
claspers: claspers @ dw (《 ★ want her have her 》)

[personal profile] claspers 2014-12-05 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have anything else right now! I'm going with it!

[ If things get too bad, he can throw it if he has to. Okay, even he knows that's a bad idea. He'd have a better chance at throwing a desk at one of those things, but he wisely listens to Nice and lets him handle it.

Except Nice just has a pair of headphones on apparently, and Rin is suddenly really concerned about how he's going to kill two giant roaches with that. His hand moves forward, grabbing the back of his top to stop him before he does anything reckless. ]


Oi, wait! Don't charge in just yet! What are you even planning on doing with those!?
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-05 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I have it handled!

[It'd be a lot harder to explain his Minimum at this point, so he was just going to show him, but he wasn't necessarily expecting to get grabbed. His eyes go wide and he's thrown a little off balance, before he twists and attempts to grab Rin's wrist before moving to dodge one of the monsters lunging at them.]

Duck!

[Good thing about how close the oversized bugs are: he could use his Minimum.
Bad thing about how close the oversized bugs are: they're really close.
]
claspers: parachutes @ dw (《 ★ no habla ingles 》)

[personal profile] claspers 2014-12-11 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
This doesn't look like you have it-!

[ He wisely stops talking just as the monster lunges. His body acts and pure reflex at that moment, following Nice's movements and making sure he doesn't get in the way of whatever he's trying to do and what the giant bugs are doing -which he guesses is mostly trying to eat them.

His breath sits in his throat as he watches a little wide-eyed and shakes Nice into acting a little faster. Preferably before said eating happens. ]


Do something!! What are you waiting for??
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1/2

[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-18 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I had it until you grabbed me!

[GOD STOP SHAKING HIM. But he'll forcibly push Rin away at this point, because there's no way he's going to get eaten by a giant bug.]

I'm waiting for you to stop grabbing me!
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-18 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't give Rin much time to react this time though, before he turns and snaps. The next thing Rin will likely see, for a moment, is Nice standing on top of a fallen monster before snapping again. The next time he'll most likely be seen is on top of another fallen monster, and he squats down on it, one hand on his headphones and the other poking it in the head.]

Hey, maybe you should take one of those desks and whack them to make sure they're dead. You can do that, right?
claspers: claspers @ dw (《 ★ i'm killing every second 》)

[personal profile] claspers 2014-12-24 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Why is he getting annoyed at him when he was the one taking his precious time to do ...whatever just happened?! Honestly, Rin isn't even sure what he just saw. Did he just snap and take out the monster like that?

...he's still staring in disbelief, though it's a good indication that he probably shouldn't goad or annoy him too much if all it takes to defeat a person or creature of that size is a snap. Unfortunately, sheer impulse wins over, so what comes out of his mouth instead of something reasonable is- ]


What was that?! You can't just do something like that and not explain it! Is he really done for?

[ Rin doesn't want to check and look, but he'd like to at least contribute something to this fight that isn't cowardice or confusion. So he pushes aside his reservations and approaches the bug with a desk in his hands, ready to smash it into the bug in the event that it decides it doesn't quite feel like dying yet. ]

It's really not moving...
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-26 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[At least Nice is kind of patient for the most part. He's not going to beat up Rin just because he's a little rude...]

It's my Minimum. And I don't know, that's why I said to use the desk.

[He pauses to watch it, and gives it a kick.]

Still think you should use it.
claspers: claspers @ dw (《 ★ my bed is forbidden 》)

[personal profile] claspers 2015-01-02 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's not a fan of over-kill, but it's better to be safe than sorry. He brings down the desk on its head before grimacing at the squishy sound it makes. Oh yes, it's definitely dead now.

The smell coming out of it is further evidence of that, so Rin finally puts the chair down and holds his arm to his nose while taking a step back to survey the damage. His stomach is turning already at the sight. ]


You say 'minimum' like it's something I should know off the top of my head! Would it kill you to explain things for a few seconds? I already killed whatever that was.

[ Well, he's still pretty sure it was dead before... ]
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[personal profile] topscores 2015-01-21 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, gross...

[He holds his hand up to his nose to try to mask the smell a little bit more, and shakes his head.

Oh wait, Rin's talking again. He doesn't like explaining, okay!! Well ok he does but that's only because he likes showing off how awesome he thinks he is.
]

It's a power. Kind of like one of those hero shows!

[No...don't do this]
claspers: vuvuzela @ dw (《 ★ a hazardous terrain 》)

[personal profile] claspers 2015-01-22 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
...You mean like one of those dumb tokusastu shows Makoto likes? Where's your suit then? And your transformation?

[ He still doesn't get how minimum ties in with all of this or what he means nor does he entirely believe him. On the other hand, he just saw him blast that bug with some kind of power he's never bore witness to before. It had to be some kind of magic even if that's stretching Rin's suspension of belief at the moment. ]

Why don't you start with your power actually is before you go off making vague comparisons like that?
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1/2

[personal profile] topscores 2015-01-22 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have time for a transformation!

[Even if he was able to do one......yeah he's not patient enough for that anyway. Just go with him Rin.]

I'm not making vague comparisons! It sounds totally cool!

[No it doesn't]
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2/3 i lied

[personal profile] topscores 2015-01-22 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[SIGHS LOUDLY ok......he'll make it non-glamorous for you then.]

All I gotta do is snap. [And he's mimicking a snap, here] And then everyone freezes around me. Then? It's all cake.

[Hm.]
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[personal profile] topscores 2015-01-22 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

Hey. You know if they have any cake in this place? Preferably free samples.

[?????? Rin might need to reel him back in, here.]
claspers: claspers @ dw (《 ★ 'cause i'm in the mood 》)

1/2

[personal profile] claspers 2015-01-23 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ He makes a frustrated noise, thinking this is getting way off topic too fast. He just asked him what his power is, though he's kind of hungry himself and why is this guy so infuriating?! ]

-it's a game! why would they have cake in a game?! And if it was just snapping and freezing everything around, you could have said that before! Just cut to the chase!

[ He could strangle him if this guy didn't just save his life a few seconds ago. In fact, he's the one that owes him, so he's sort of putting up with this for the time being. ]
claspers: claspers @ dw (《 ★ i'm feeling really naughty 》)

2/2

[personal profile] claspers 2015-01-23 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ He calms down a little and just rubs his hand over his face for a moment before letting it all sink in. ]

Let's just log out and get some food. I'll take you up on this minimum stuff if it keeps those things from getting to us, but for now, I don't want to bother with any more creepy teachers.
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[personal profile] topscores 2015-01-23 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like I know! I just got here!

[Stop yelling at him!! Even though he 100% deserves it, especially since his attention span is so short.]

I guess we should go before anything else shows up, yeah. [GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE] I'm going to get all tired if I keep working like this.

[Nice...]