Teeny Weeny String Bikini [OPEN!]

[shikisha]

Who: Nonon Jakuzure shikisha & Anyone who was invited, or anyone who is crashing the party!! Rock Lee even invited everyone!
When: IC 1/16 - All Day
Where: Indoor waterpark in the Entertainment District
What: An indoor waterpark adventure! It's like a beach episode in the middle of the winter! Basically, Nonon wanted to go with just Ryuko but suddenly more people were invited than she intended. Now the word is out, it's not longer a private date for the two, and instead filled with friends, food and swimming!
Rating/Warning: None so far!

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It all started with a simple text message to Ryuko. Nonon had found a bikini she wanted to wear and heard about an indoor waterpark in the Entertainment District that is heated in the wintertime. And what she had secretly hoped to be a day out between her and her sister's best friend that she might or might not be feeling some sort of unresolved tension with, suddenly grew bigger when she was told to invite Athena. Soon more and more people were invited until it was a small crowd all planning to meet up at the waterpark.




And what a park it is!

With a giant heat lamp in roof overhead it's almost like being at the beach in summer! The change of temperature as soon as you arrive is almost staggering. The heat is a nice change of pace though from the snowstorm that had hit earlier over Christmas, making it all the better reason to rip off your clothes down to your swimsuit and enjoy a day in the water!!

There is plenty to do:

Water slides!

A wave pool!

A hidden grotto with hot tubs for secret rendezvous...

Lazy river!

Deliciously fruity cocktails from the swim-up bar that are known to be deceptively alcoholic...

Some local jerk has even brought food for people to eat, or you can eat at the snack bar!

Sunbathing!

Chicken fights!

And of course, swimming with friends!

Just be careful around the little robotic crabs that move around, as the self-cleaning systems. There's rumors that if they were all to come together in one place they might form into a giant dangerous crab robot that would need to be battled, in some kind of... Crab Battle. So don't do that.

The park closes at 9:00pm, and the sun slowly turns off with sundown, so enjoy a romantic evening lit by underwater lights.



[ ooc: Make your own top-level and tag around! Even if you don't know Nonon, Ryuko, Athena, Rock, or anyone else who was doing the inviting, feel free to show up anyway, there's a 20% discount off admission! Just have fun with it, do whatever you want! ]

Comments

[niceguypose]

[Whoops! Flailing all around as the new arrival appears, he's trying his best to make sure he doesn't wind up accidentally touching one of the others.]

Ah... I apologize, but am the wild green beautiful beast of Konoha, rather than a Great Bantha, but that does sound impressive!

I... apologize if this was my fault! But, I am confused, because Ryuko-san... I thought this whole thing started because you pushed me!!

[dishonorstudent]

People don't run back up the slide when they're pushed!!!

[ ...N-Not even denying the part where she pushed him. ]

[bakudanma]

<sub>[ Zura loves waterslides, but what he doesn't expect is to end up in an ever growing pile of people. He doesn't even know what is happening because he went down the slide backwards ( ????? ) so suddenly his back crashes into everyone. He shrieks, everyone else probably shrieks, somebody probably gets a mouthful of his hair in this process.

Then, he looks over his shoulder and: ]</sub>

..Oh.
_{[ ... ]}
Lee-kun, good afternoon! And--
is that Ryuko-dono?

_{[ he doesn't know the other girl but HEY. Zura doesn't even question this situation-- he just sits here patiently. ]}

[dishonorstudent]

Don't greet us here like we're just hangin' out!! And why did you come out backwards?!?

[ Also, how did Ryuko become the straight man in this act? ]

[bakudanma]

_{[ CRANING HIS HAD AROUND TO GET A BETTER LOOK. ]}

Ryuko-dono, you look very pretty today!
_{[ nah bruh just carrying on a conversation like it's nbd. Katsura looks forward, keeping still. Then, after a beat, he thinks for a moment. ]}

Ah. Why is the slide clogged like somebody dropped the big one and we can't flush anymore?

[cardboard_journalism]

[Scuttlebutt was nervous, but she felt it probably would be a shame not to go down ONE slide, at least... so she'd gotten her raft, positioned herself right and...

...colliding with the growing number of people stuck. OOF! At least her styrofoam box would cushion the blow... for her, at least.]

Kaaaaaaaahk kahk-kahk-kahk! What the heck's going on! Why're you guys stopped?!

It's a slide! You're supposed to GO!

[niceguypose]

Katsura-kun!!! [His voice is muffled though, because it's full of Katsura's hair. It's getting a lot more cramped here.]

Ah... It all started when Ryuko-san pushed me!

[-And then an incoming styrofoam box pushes him forward, against the raft and/or any of of the other trappees.]

GACK!

[tatooines]

Hi, nice to meet everyone but why would you push someone? That's dangerous! [ WHO'S ELBOW IS THAT GET IT OUT OF HER RIBCAGE ]

Is that a talking box...? Okay, never mind, someone needs to move so we all can get out of here!

[bakudanma]

_{[ SUDDENLY THERE IS A BOX??? and it is sandwiching him. There's a box, and a group of people behind him. Katsura's voice jumps an octave: ]}

Box-dono! Watch where you are boxing! The balls between my legs are made of steel like my soul, but you still need to be careful!

_{[ DRAMATICALLY AT RYUKO: ]}
Did you push Lee-kun? Damn-- we could die like this if we don't think.
Damn. I'll never know what happens on my weekly soap opera.

_{[ SQUIRMING.
Oh, he'll look at this new acquaintance. ]}
Is there any way you could maybe shove somebody out? It's like getting on the monorail during afternoon rush. You just have to do it.

[dishonorstudent]

This ain't nothing like a monorail!!!!

[ Still just... straight man-ing it. ]

[cardboard_journalism]

Get real! What kind of a talking box has arms and legs?!

--Whatever! If anything gets crushed it's your fault for choosing the middle of a water-slide as a good spot to stop! What, did you guys need directions or somethin'? Kahk-kahk-kahk!

[niceguypose]

H-hold on, everyone! I think I know a solution!

[cardboard_journalism]

Kahk-kahk-kahk! You do?! Out with it!

[dishonorstudent]

Maybe if you'd lose the box we'd have more room!!

[niceguypose]

W-well! The solution is... the solution is......

[cardboard_journalism]

What?! I-I can't do that!!

I was doing fine before I ran into you guys! Find another way!!

...yes? YES?? What?!

[shikisha]

[ There's a conductor here too now, her butt landing on someone. Luckily she's tiny, and does nothing to budge the rest. ]

W-What the hell are you all doing in here?! Move!!!

[bakudanma]

IT'S NOT MOVE!!! IT'S KATSURA!!

Ahh, you can do it, Lee-kun--!
Just think about what J*ckie Ch*n would do!!

[niceguypose]

[Lee is cut off with a muffled shout as Nonon lands on his face. His face is entirely red as he now focuses on trying to nudge Nonon off.]

[dishonorstudent]

CAN EVERYONE JUST STOP YELLING FOR A GOD DAMN SECOND!!!

[shikisha]

I-I don't care what your name is!!!

[ She squirms around, because that is definitely someone's face in her butt, gross!!! Only it means Ryuko's getting kicked in the boob. ]

[dishonorstudent]

[ wah~ ]

Jakuzure you dumbass, quit makin' things worse and get your ass outta the idiot's face!!!

[ The idiot had an idea after all. ]

[cardboard_journalism]

"Massive pileup! Water park attendees find themselves stopped in blocked pipe! No end to the traffic jam in sight! Will there be more victims?!"

[dishonorstudent]

D-Don't start writin' shit now!! What the hell's wrong with you?!?

[niceguypose]

[Lee at least realizes it would be weird to keep trying to talk. He tries to overcome his extreme fluster so that maybe he can free himself from the butt. Quietly, he tries to reach upwards and push at Nonon's side to try to help her move.]