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Nonon Jakuzure ([personal profile] shikisha) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-06-05 10:40 am

Teeny Weeny String Bikini [OPEN!]

Who: Nonon Jakuzure [personal profile] shikisha & Anyone who was invited, or anyone who is crashing the party!! Rock Lee even invited everyone!
When: IC 1/16 - All Day
Where: Indoor waterpark in the Entertainment District
What: An indoor waterpark adventure! It's like a beach episode in the middle of the winter! Basically, Nonon wanted to go with just Ryuko but suddenly more people were invited than she intended. Now the word is out, it's not longer a private date for the two, and instead filled with friends, food and swimming!
Rating/Warning: None so far!





It all started with a simple text message to Ryuko. Nonon had found a bikini she wanted to wear and heard about an indoor waterpark in the Entertainment District that is heated in the wintertime. And what she had secretly hoped to be a day out between her and her sister's best friend that she might or might not be feeling some sort of unresolved tension with, suddenly grew bigger when she was told to invite Athena. Soon more and more people were invited until it was a small crowd all planning to meet up at the waterpark.




And what a park it is!

With a giant heat lamp in roof overhead it's almost like being at the beach in summer! The change of temperature as soon as you arrive is almost staggering. The heat is a nice change of pace though from the snowstorm that had hit earlier over Christmas, making it all the better reason to rip off your clothes down to your swimsuit and enjoy a day in the water!!

There is plenty to do:

    Water slides!

    A wave pool!

    A hidden grotto with hot tubs for secret rendezvous...

    Lazy river!

    Deliciously fruity cocktails from the swim-up bar that are known to be deceptively alcoholic...

    Some local jerk has even brought food for people to eat, or you can eat at the snack bar!

    Sunbathing!

    Chicken fights!

    And of course, swimming with friends!

Just be careful around the little robotic crabs that move around, as the self-cleaning systems. There's rumors that if they were all to come together in one place they might form into a giant dangerous crab robot that would need to be battled, in some kind of... Crab Battle. So don't do that.

The park closes at 9:00pm, and the sun slowly turns off with sundown, so enjoy a romantic evening lit by underwater lights.



[ ooc: Make your own top-level and tag around! Even if you don't know Nonon, Ryuko, Athena, Rock, or anyone else who was doing the inviting, feel free to show up anyway, there's a 20% discount off admission! Just have fun with it, do whatever you want! ]

impheired: on instagram. if i'm not already the shame of my family, i'm about to be. (angry ♚ my little sister found me)

haha oops.

[personal profile] impheired 2015-06-08 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow Ryuko, hella rude? Not that it's not a great strategy, but still. So rude.]

Shit! [Kuzuryuu's caught a little off balance thanks to his own forward momentum and Ryuko's dodge. But he recovers quickly enough, just in time to see Nonon coming for him instead. About all he has time to do is bring his right arm up under hers and knock her hands away with his forearm.]

[Or well...that's what was supposed to happen, anyway. But considering that this wasn't even a remotely well laid plan but rather pure reaction on Kuzuryuu's part, it doesn't quite work out the way he wanted. One of her hands does manage to connect with his shoulder. It's not nearly enough to knock him off, but it's not exactly doing him any favors as far as his balance goes. Hopefully Gundam can do something to steady him a little.]


Why keep up if I can just keep you in one spot?!

[Like, say, by grabbing at the wrist of the hand that actually hit his shoulder? It might not work, but he has to try and do something to keep the pair from dodging since she is 100% correct about them not being able to keep up. They're not exactly a pair built for speed...]
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hamham: There is no way anyone will know that it was me. (I left the party with a kitten.)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-08 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[No they are not. There's no way Gundam can do any real dodging like that (consider him very impressed that was a nice move), but what he lacks in speed he makes up for by being sturdy on his feet.

As far as steadying his partner goes, he takes a step back to try and counter Kuzuryuu's balance a little. And once the heir makes that declaration he widens his stance a little and tightens his grip on his thighs, obviously ready for a closer tussle.]


How foolhardy you are to announce such tactics! Do you believe I will idly stand by and allow you to make such underhanded attacks?

[He's got your back, bro. There's going to be a warning for any assaults on your blind spot, no worries. If need be he could maybe try and dodge but...]
dishonorstudent: (pic#8791489)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-06-08 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Grr, you callin' me an idiot?! I'll beat the shit outta you with Jakuzure's head!!

[ She tightens her grip on Nonon's thighs, too, and then presses forward! ]
impheired: watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow. (smirk ♚ let me go get some popcorn.)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-06-08 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gundam's attempt at steadying Kuzuryuu works, though probably not in the way he intended. The step backwards itself honestly only makes his balance worse but thanks to Nonon nearly toppling off, Kuzuryuu has enough time and distance to steady himself as well.]

Keep it up, Tanaka, we've got 'em on the ropes already!

[Okay, no not really but Nonon's not the only one who can talk big here. Though Gundam, you really should consider moving closer to the girls again because your partner can't really get an effective shot in from here. Assuming he can even reach at all.]
hamham: blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams. (My heart is a swirling cauldron of)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-08 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, that was not what he was hoping to accomplish but if it works, it works. Okay, get back into fighting range though this is something he can manage. Sorry Kuzuryuu, he's used to having a longer reach. He forgot you have short arms.]

Not surprising, considering how imbecilic their strategies continue to be. Here I thought they'd be a challenge.

[First shouting out the thing about his blind side, now threatening mindless violence? For the record though he wasn't calling you an idiot, Ryuko.]

At least her partner recognizes a compliment to her intelligence when she hears one.

[Sure as hell is now though. How riled up can he get you?]
dishonorstudent: (pic#8727905)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-06-09 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah, he's an Inamuta, isn't he? Ryuko knows just how to deal with these nerdy thinkers. ]

Strategies-shmategies! Who needs plans when you can just be reckless?! Ain't that right, Jakuzure?

[ Before she even gives Nonon a chance to reply, Ryuko follows through on her threat and starts beating on Little Boss by swinging Nonon at him!! Thankfully she's small enough for Ryuko to still hold on to her for now. ]
impheired: enough. but FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!! (shock ♚ i feel like i don't say this)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-06-09 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
O-oi, what're you--!!

[With as violent as his family tends to get even during the most mundane activities, Kuzuryuu can honestly say that he's never experienced anything quite like HAVING AN ACTUAL FUCKING PERSON SWUNG AT HIM LIKE SOME KIND OF CLUB.]

[About all he can do is put his arms up to try and block the blow (and any others that might follow that first swing), but let's not kid ourselves by pretending that'll do much of anything. Especially since Ryuko's the one swinging. He comes dangerously close to falling off when Nonon connects with him. The only thing that stops him is the tight grip Gundam has on his legs. He's probably going to wind up with the stupidest bruises of his life thanks to this.]


Stop! Put her down, dumbass, the hell do you think you're doing!?

[Poor Nonon...even if she brought this on herself by picking Ryuko as her partner. Should have picked a less volatile bottom.]
hamham: when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower. (168)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-09 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes a few swings for Gundam to even process what the fuck is going on, because who the hell does this kind of thing? What the fuck is he supposed to do here? Other than hold on like his life depends on it (considering the threat of strangulation it just might!).

He starts backing up some, trying to get out of that swinging radius because it's not going to be good for Kuzuryuu to keep getting hit. And it can't be good for Nonon either, he's pretty sure.]


F-fiend! What sort of assault is this?! Are you actually a hellion wearing human skin?!
dishonorstudent: (pic#8727906)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-06-09 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm the crazy bitch from Kanto with the scissor sword*, and you're gonna die!

[ You are all doomed.

Look, she figures Nonon can take a beating just as well as Ryuko can. Not to mention the fact that she's possibly sexually attracted to this girl on top of her, so this is a great way to blow off steam.

She does stop flailing the poor girl around, however, and only swoops in to close the distance between them. Gotta keep the pressure! The only question... is Nonon still conscious? ]

(*actual line in canon)
impheired: and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint (distress ♚ you touched your head)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-06-09 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You're fucking insane!!

[This has gotten so insanely out of hand. And Kuzuryuu has decided that it needs to stop. Because while he can't say he particularly enjoys being bludgeoned with another person, he's pretty sure Nonon's having a worse time of it than him. At least he's not getting swung through the air on top of the messy bludgeoning. And there's Gundam to consider as well. With how clearly unstable Ryuko is, he wouldn't be surprised if the nerdlord eventually ends up getting hit as well.]

[Also that screeching is just terrible and it really needs to stop.]

[Fortunately, the solution here is obvious. Unfortunately, Kuzuryuu's too proud and stubborn to do something like surrender. Plus he's not sure that saying "I give" would really stop this crazy train now that it's started. It would probably only make things worse, he's willing to bet.]

[Losing on the other hand...losing is more acceptable than giving up and surely she'll stop if she wins, right? Clearly the better option here, so long as he can pull it off convincingly. Gundam is kind of making that a little harder than it needs to be though. Goddamn, bro, you really took that death threat of his seriously didn't you? So while he tries to dodge Ryuko's macetro, Kuzuryuu brings his right heel back hard in the middle of Gundam's chest. Or well...as hard as he can while he's trying not to be obvious about it and can't really see what he's doing here. So maybe not hard at all? Perhaps too hard? Who can say.]

[But he's hoping it'll be hard enough to get Gundam to loosen his grip so that Ryuko's next strike will knock him off and this madness can end. His fate is literally in their hands now. Will Gundam let go? And just how hard will Ryuko hit him if he does? Does he have a Plan B if this doesn't work? Absolutely not but hey, he'll think of something. Maybe. Hopefully.]
hamham: my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza. (Last night at a party someone grabbed)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-10 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Look. You don't take death threats from Yakuza lightly, especially not from the heir.

Un(?)fortunately, taking it seriously doesn't really keep him from letting go of Kuzuryuu with one hand to sort of clutch at where he was kicked. Ow?? It also loosens his grip his partner's other thigh and stops him in his tracks, leaving the poor rider awfully vulnerable until he recovers. Which might be a minute because goddamn that kind of hurt. You're supposed to be beating up the opponent not your partner you piece of shit! If you get knocked off, you completely deserve it.]
dishonorstudent: (✂ kamui: 35)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-06-10 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Crazy is what we do best!

[ Ryuko, seizing their chance, steps in close enough that she's pretty much nose-to-nose with Gundam, not showing any signs of relent. The power of intimidation! It's all up to Nonon now to finish the job! ]

Do it!
impheired: as hell. who willingly drinks a whole glass of milk like you must have really been through some things. (shock ♚ 100% offense but milk is nasty)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-06-10 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Shit, Gundam wasn't supposed to actually let go of him, that was definitely not part of the plan! Even if it's only one hand. So the outburst that follows his sneak kick actually ends up being at least slightly genuine, as opposed to just faked to keep up the illusion that he still cares about winning.]

Don't let go, asshole!! The fu--

[The rest of that assuredly swear-laden sentence is cut off with a loud splash as Kuzuryuu flies off of Gundam's shoulders and lands in the water a few feet away. He resurfaces fairly quickly though, coughing and spluttering because of course he landed with his mouth open and probably just swallowed half a cup of pool water. His eyepatch was forced off at some point as well, briefly revealing a thin scar over his right eye before he starts rubbing at both of them to get the water out. The damn thing is floating somewhere nearby in the water, but obviously he can't do much about it. Probably the bigger question here is how his shirt stayed on. He probably grabbed it to make sure it wouldn't because he's lame.]

F-fuh-- [Hack.] --huck! [Cough.]
hamham: finger and discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove. Who the fuck decided it was a good idea to let me and cook? (So I woke up with a terribly bandaged)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-10 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
A-ah, Kuzuryuu--

[Shit oops...There'd been a slight attempt to catch him but he stopped barely into Kuzuryuu leaving his shoulders, realizing it was a lost cause. He'd probably do more damage - if not pull himself down - if he succeeded in grabbing onto him. So instead he starts making his way over there, hand still rubbing his chest a little. Gotta get him out of the water, doesn't want to get killed by Peko on top of getting strangled...

Kuzuryuu hardly needs his help though, resurfacing and coughing on his own, so instead Gundam is going to place a hand on his shoulder and look around for his eye patch...ah. There it is. Be right back little friend, gonna grab that for you...

Con...grats girls?]
dishonorstudent: @bubs (pic#8727857)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-06-10 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Game, set, match! ♥

[ And just like that, her expression shifts back to a friendly one again. Did they really think she was going to kill anyone? If yes, then perfect. With Nonon still perched on top of her, Ryuko lifts her arm, trying to high-five her partner without even checking up on her.

Nonon...? ]
impheired: in your face. but it was 6 dollars, that shit's expensive. (disgust ♚ really wanna throw this drink)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-06-10 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[What a good friend, Gundam. Going to get his eyepatch for him like that. By the time the other boy gets back, he'll probably have rubbed enough water out of his eyes to be able to put that back on. Even if it feels kinda weird now that it's all wet... He really should have gone for those weird eyepatch band-aids instead. He'll have to keep that in mind for next time.]

Thanks... [Well he's not trying to strangle Gundam yet so...he's safe for now??? Maybe it's just because he's properly positioning his eyepatch? No, okay that's not it because he's still not going for the scarf even once that's settled. Maybe he's waiting for a less public spot to make his move.]

Y'know, maybe I'm just fuzzy on the rules since it's been a while. But I'm pretty sure the person on the bottom's not supposed to do any fighting.

[For someone who just lost, he actually doesn't seem too mad about it. A little annoyed, maybe, but overall it sounds more like he's stating a fact than anything. Seems he's more okay with losing than one might have expected from the way he was talking earlier. Maybe he's just used to it. Or maybe it's because he's the only one here who knows that he lost on purpose. It's both.]
hamham: They see way to much. (Thank god dogs can't talk.)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-10 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[He's probably waiting for a less public space. Isn't that how Yakuzas do their murdering? Not out in the public...well, he has no idea really. He's not a Yakuza and thankfully Kuzuryuu is the first one he's really ever dealt with (that he knows of?).

He keeps a hand on his classmate's shoulder, not really adding anything to the conversation because...well. It's not like he knew the rules of the game before Kuzuryuu asked him to play.

He is almost tempted to demand a rematch. Because if the people on bottom are allowed to fight, it would only be fair right? But...

Ryuko.

She's kind of terrifying. Gundam is not wholly convinced that this girl isn't some kind of demon.]
dishonorstudent: (✂ grind)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-06-10 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Even though her head is by grinded by the tiny hand, she's more miffed about not getting that high-five. How could you just leave her hanging like that, Nonon?! Oh yeah. That whole flailing thing... ]

Hmph. We could always go for a rematch with me on the top this time, then you'll see a real fight! C'mon, Jakuzure, I'm hungry.

[ ...She might just leave with Nonon still sitting on top. ]