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Who: Kazama Chikage (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
abovedogs) & Heisuke Toudou (wolfthatbarkstheloudest
When: IC date?/11/16 During the Intro Log
Where: ViViD during the intro log in which Kazama and Toudou get a "very furry striptease" thanks to Heisuke's date ad.
What: Thanks to failing their tutored exams, both Heisuke and Kazama get a special treat in the form of UN-Zippy performing a striptease. Cue lots of misconceptions about the other and needling each other with verbal insults.
Rating/Warning: PG-13 unless things get violent? Because let's face it, with Kazama and Heisuke, you never know.
[ Kazama had a headache but only because first he was hit on by some dude without a shirt and then he had to deal with that thing attempting to kill him (Why do they even bother? Don't they realize yet that Kazama found it all so dreadfully senseless? At least give him a challenge... ) And then, when he attempted to log out of the game altogether, he had to take a test.
Perhaps ripping it up had not been his brightest moment because the chintzy music, the awful lighting and the robot in front of him dressed up in a furry costume was hardly inspiring. The naked tutor got more of a rise out of him then the dancing robot was doing now.
Sighing, Kazama simply sunk his head in his hands and prayed this was all over quickly. What in the world did he do to deserve this? But before he could sink too far into his own self-pity, he heard a noise and with a sudden movement, he turned to face it only to curl his lip up in disdain. ]
You. [ yes, you Heisuke. ] So I see this show was put on for your sake; couldn't you have left me out of it?
[ and, you know, forget Kazama ever had a date ad of his own or anything. If this day just kept on getting worse and worse, he was going to have to start stabbing things. ]
abovedogs) & Heisuke Toudou (wolfthatbarkstheloudestWhen: IC date?/11/16 During the Intro Log
Where: ViViD during the intro log in which Kazama and Toudou get a "very furry striptease" thanks to Heisuke's date ad.
What: Thanks to failing their tutored exams, both Heisuke and Kazama get a special treat in the form of UN-Zippy performing a striptease. Cue lots of misconceptions about the other and needling each other with verbal insults.
Rating/Warning: PG-13 unless things get violent? Because let's face it, with Kazama and Heisuke, you never know.
[ Kazama had a headache but only because first he was hit on by some dude without a shirt and then he had to deal with that thing attempting to kill him (Why do they even bother? Don't they realize yet that Kazama found it all so dreadfully senseless? At least give him a challenge... ) And then, when he attempted to log out of the game altogether, he had to take a test.
Perhaps ripping it up had not been his brightest moment because the chintzy music, the awful lighting and the robot in front of him dressed up in a furry costume was hardly inspiring. The naked tutor got more of a rise out of him then the dancing robot was doing now.
Sighing, Kazama simply sunk his head in his hands and prayed this was all over quickly. What in the world did he do to deserve this? But before he could sink too far into his own self-pity, he heard a noise and with a sudden movement, he turned to face it only to curl his lip up in disdain. ]
You. [ yes, you Heisuke. ] So I see this show was put on for your sake; couldn't you have left me out of it?
[ and, you know, forget Kazama ever had a date ad of his own or anything. If this day just kept on getting worse and worse, he was going to have to start stabbing things. ]
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I don't think it really knows how to dance because that's just kinda scary.
[ And what the hell is he talking about? ]
Wait, what thing? I didn't send anybody anything, and even if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't have sent YOU something! I mean, you're the one that sent me something! [ ...which doesn't say much for him then because he's here which makes it look like he was answering it. ]
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I sent something?
[ he snorted ]
Don't be a fool. I [ barely even know how to work that thing ] have far better uses for my time.
[ he paused because he was starting to get a rather unsettling feeling int he pit of his stomach and it wasn't related at all to the fact that Zippy was starting to creep towards them both while doing a shimmy. ]
Just what was this... thing I supposedly gave you? [ but if it isn't a kick to the ass he doesn't want to hear it, let's be honest here. ]
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[ He's just going to give Kazama a Look. The robot? momentarily forgotten. The dogsuit? Same thing... though, it's kind of comfy so he might want to keep it. ]
I dunno if creeping on people is a better use for your time, y'know...
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Sent? [ he snorted, loudly. ] Don't be a fool. I have no reason to send anything to you or yours. [ because Hijikata doesn't belong to Heisuke or... anything like that, nope. Hijikata (and Chizuru) was his already. ] Now cease this senselessness. After having the Yukimura woman, do you really think I could settle for less?
[ although that dog suit did look really comfortable. ]