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[swordsitter]

Who: swordhaus + cr
When: throughout february
Where: the two apartments swordhaus uses
What: february catch-all
Rating/Warning: probably nothing, but i'll edit as necessary.

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[hoasen]

[No romantic stuff. Okay, easy enough. And wait a second.]

There is a Cupid? [JUST CHECKING...] But ah, you're right, we don't need to research about romance since we have a fair idea about it. The swords would need to know in preparation for their dating adventures. We can choose whatever we like?

[2cool4guardian]

Of course there's a Cupid. You'll be happier if you avoid the ball of sappiness in diapers though.

[An eyebrow raises when he hears "we have a fair idea about it", isn't that hilarious? But hey, if it gets him out of this one, Jack will just nod along.]

Adventure? Action? Something funny? You have those, right?

[hoasen]

And he actually looks like someone who wears diapers. [She winces painfully.] I suppose the cliches are true.

[Fair idea...as in they at least know about it as compared to swords. SHHHHH they suck at it too.]

I should have some action and adventure ones! Or a nice comedy! [Are they kdramas though? They could be japanese ones. Those ones are normally more general. Oh here we go.] Perhaps this one.

[2cool4guardian]

Some of them are, but don't trust most of them. Many people are still expecting my beard.

[Old Man Winter can keep that one, thank you very much. Jack takes a look at the cover and chuckles - well, they're in a house filled with living katanas, watching the Japanese mafia is appropriate he supposes.]

Yakuza, huh? Sure, why not. I just hope nobody here takes it against their honor or something.

[hoasen]

Ah yes, I did think you looked much younger than the stories! But goodness, what cliche can you definitely debunk right now? One that everyone thought would be true no matter what?

[What if something similar innocent is a total punk (wait a minute).

And it's true, they might as well be Japanese mafia allies themselves!]

Goodness, I wonder what the others would think! [Somewhere, in another world, Heshikiri Hasebe throws a hissy fit.]

[2cool4guardian]

Mmmh... There's no Mrs Claus? And the Easter Bunny isn't a cute little thing.

[Well. Most of the time anyway. (Excuse you there's nothing innocent about Jack-- wait.)

And let's be honest here, considering Jack's resume? The mafia fits pretty well. He'd already be putting the disk in and pressing play if he wasn't worried about breaking electronics with his frost.]

Only one way to find out. Get it playing really loudly.

[hoasen]

No Mrs Claus...[But there is a Santa Claus. Well, Finland says he isn't married, despite Sweden's claims that Finland is "his wife". That makes sense.] Is the Easter Bunny...very large? [A hare?!

And YEAH EXACTLY WHAT ABOUT JACK IS ACTUALLY INNOCENT. She believes he is though, gosh.

And don't worry, she'll be doing it! Boop, in it goes, and the menu shows.]

Play it really loudly? So that they can hear?

[2cool4guardian]

Nope, but lots of elves and yetis. [A nod.] He's 6'1 and knows tai-chi.

[Vietnam is so cute in her innocence, it makes Jack almost feel bad for this. The key word here being almost.]

Exactly! Don't you want them to join us?

[hoasen]

[She just...stares for a moment.] Yetis...? And the Easter Bunny is incredible. [Whether that is a good or bad thing?!

This is exactly why she gets roped into so much shit. Jack...be gentle (no).]

Well, it would be nice to have everyone watch...

[2cool4guardian]

Yeah, you know, the huge furry guys? Abominable Snowmen? [Bunny is indeed incredible, but Jack doesn't feel like admitting it, especially when the kangaroo is stealing Vietnam's attention without even being here, geez.] ...I guess he is.

[Being gentle is not fun (?). Jack nods eagerly, grinning and bouncing. Let's do this!]

Exactly. It will be... a bonding experience. [Or something. Bullshit 101 by Jack Frost.]

[hoasen]

Yes, I know them, but I never realised they worked for Christmas too! [FINLAND, YOU NEED TO TELL THEM THESE THINGS. Also Jack, don't be jealous. She's sensing...rivalry.] And you spend your time with all these interesting people. Well, I find you interesting too. [He's the winter, and she's practically always in summer. And he could make snow animals happen, it was cute!

GOODBYE, SWORDS...this is going to be a nightmare to you poor souls.]

Alright, if you think this will work...!

[2cool4guardian]

[A nod.] They make the toys. [Rivalry? Jack and Bunny? Please... He'd say something about that, but her compliment takes him by surprise. He doesn't get those often.] ...ah, thanks. I guess I do, huh. They're an everyday thing for me.

[For some reasons he suddenly remembers North's inspirational words about wonder - if the old man ever shows up, he has to make sure to introduce Vietnam to him.]

Oh, I'm sooooo sure it will.