[open] ain't no discussion party like an open discussion party

[psycholawgy]

Who: Anyone and everyone
When 1 February
Where: CERES Gardens
What: IC Dicussion Post
Rating/Warning: None so far!

[ At 5:30 in the morning, each person will receive a text: ]
Good morning!
If you'd like to know what happened during the CERES tours, please come to the gardens at 12 noon.
Lunch will be provided.

[ All these texts will come from Athena Cykes, so if you'd like to respond, head on over here! ]

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[ Athena's managed to convince the manager of the Little Sister Cafe to cater at ther CERES gardens, so there are tables, a spread of food, and at the center of all the tables is a small platform-like stage with a microphone. A part of the gardens now looks like this. With less balloons, of course.

Once there's enough people, Athena Cykes steps up. She has crutches, and she rests those crutches by the side of the platform as she speaks. ]

I'm sure we were all expecting a safe tour, but most of us - if not all - ended up being in danger. But, despite all this, we learned a lot of things. If we can all get up here one by one, in an orderly manner, and speak of what we've learned, we would be able to help one another survive in Cerealia better.

I don't think we need to keep this a secret anymore; Mr. Mosley and the rest of CERES have their eyes on us at all times. But still, we shouldn't try to withhold information from one another. Information is key to be able to survive in this place. Whatever you know? Please tell us.

The food is also from the cosplay cafe. Please come visit if you enjoy them. Thank you.

[ With a bow of her head, she steps down and heads to her table. Anyone is free to take the stand now and speak. ]

(( Make your own top-levels, and then there can be discussions for each top-level! I won't be running this post, so treat this as a mingle!

GROUP FIVE / GROUP SEVEN / GROUP NINE / IN-GAME TITLES ))

Comments

INFORMATION UNRELATED TO THE TOURS-

[psycholawgy]

[ Athena presents with a holographic screen before her, thanks to the CereVice. The screen should be big enough for everybody to see. ]

Ada Vessalius - Unfortunate Creampuff
Ai Thao Kha - Blue Fairy
Alex - Arcanus
Andy Hinomiya - The Dogsbody
Anna - Miss Feisty Pants
Aoba Seragaki - Mind Breaker
Archer - Drowning in Ideals
Atem - King of Games
Athena Cykes - Courtroom Révolutionnaire
Aura Blackquill - Robot Overlord

Bansai Kawakami - Deaf Man
Botan - Skilled Trust Faller
Bulma Briefs - World's Smartest MILF
Butch Cassidy - Brilliant Desperado

Cain Hargreaves - Earl of Poisons
Celty Sturlson - The Black Rider
Changge Li - Princess Yongning
Chibi - Kinda Preachy
Cinder Fall - Shots Fired
Ciel Phantomhive - The Queen's Watchdog
Cliffjumper - Suspicious Universe Jumper
Cole - Compassion
Cynbel Lightfoot - Fairy, Quite Contrary
Cyrus Crautz - Grumpy Mc. Grumpants

If any of you know what these mean, then please share your thoughts. Think fast.

My name is on this list - and I plan on changing how the court system at my home works. Perhaps these are titles that reveal our true identity? I don't know...

But CERES definitely has an entire list of this. These are the only ones I've recovered. If this breaches any privacy, then I'm sorry, but if we all put our minds together to figure out what these mean, then that'll be easier for us to figure out what CERES actually wants from us.

[emotive]

... Which floor did you find those names, Athena...??

[Ai looks apprehensive as she looks at the list of names, especially her own.]

[psycholawgy]

It's... not-- It wasn't found in the CERES offices.

[ She trespassed into an employee's home. ]

[prosecutory]

[Edgeworth squints at the list and scans the names given. Several are familiar, including Athena's. Some of the titles seem apropos...like Anna's and Aura's. But Archer's...?]

Are these supposed to be...code names? Why are we given them, if our real names are already in CERES' records?

[He wonders what kind of description he has.]

[psycholawgy]

The new CEO said this is kind of like a business... isn't it? Being here in Cerealia and the whole research thing?

[ Athena just blurts that out loud, not really sure where she's going with it. ]

If we're research specimens, then they'd... likely give us codenames, too.

[niceguypose]

[Rock Lee listens carefully to what she says. First, he tears up when he sees Archer's nickname.]

Ah... So many ideals must be touching the heart of Archer-san!! I am happy to hear that.

[Then he looks over the list more seriously.]

These all must relate to us in some way... Perhaps it sums up things about us! But there are some terms here I am not familiar with... Such as...

[He squints.]

Does anyone know what 'M I L F' stands for?!

[psycholawgy]

[ She lets the display stay there while she approaches Lee, and pats him on the shoulder. ]

You don't want to know what MILF means.

[dereban]

If you really want to know, I'll tell you. But be warned that once you know you'll probably wish you unlearned it.

[capforthat]

You're too young to know that!

[bluespearmanofthewind]

[Putting those information aside, Athena's text about free lunch pumps Lancer up to see what's up here.]

Yo Athena! I heard there will be free lunch here! Can I grab one?

[So, unrelated... Excuse him please.]

[psycholawgy]

Oh, hey, Lancer. [ she greets him with a warm smile. ] Go ahead, it's for everybody.

[dereban]

Is it bad that only half of these sound serious and the other half is hilarious?

[ ... She's sorry, she thought this was kind of hilarious. ]

[psycholawgy]

You're not the only one who thinks so. . .

[espersions]

Rather the opposite of bad. Heh.

[ Pfff. Dogsbody. ]

At least somebody has a sense of humor.

[swordboning]

I have no idea what it's talking about.

[Archer always has an idea how terrible is he.]

[psycholawgy]

[ Shrugs nonchalantly. ]

Sure, you don't.

Shouldn't you be worried, though? What do you think CERES has on the other people not on this list? On Rin?

[changeably]

My name is also on the list. I suppose they thought rhyming my species and some description of my personality was very funny, but I can't see that there's much else to it!

[He does not seem impressed about his title at all.]

They must be there as an alternative to our actual names, so we wouldn't know what they were referring to, if we heard them without knowing this list. Which means, they are most certainly keeping some kind of record of us they don't want us to hear of.

[psycholawgy]

They also have records of our height, weight, birthdate, and our true identities. Maybe those are related?

[roboticists]

I like that. Aura Blackquil, Robot Overlord. It sounds better than the "Twisted Samurai."

[ But curious as to how they came up with that name in the first place. ]

[prosecutory]

The "Twisted Samurai"?

[Edgeworth hasn't been informed of Simon's title. So he wonders if this is a samurai show in the future.

If it is, is it worth watching?]

[jyajyaaan]

Atem, King of Games... [He stares at the list with his mouth hanging open for a moment longer before he groans and shakes his head.]


He'd really like that, wouldn't he? What an ambiguous compliment!

[One that he has no intention of explaining, already because he's not 100% perfectly sure that his source of information is right. But if it is it's a damn flowery way of saying that the guy can be a capricious murderous bastard.]

[capforthat]

[This is very interesting but there's something important she has to get out of her system first:]

World's Smartest MILF!!? What kind of sicko came up with that!? WAS IT MOSLEY!?

[Apologies to the ears of anyone within ten feet of her.

Possibly more.]

ooc note: Vegeta may pop in to conversations! If you'd rather he didn't, please drop a note to either of us

[faithfulflame]

Are these just some sort of absurd nicknames?

[buildyourworld]

[ He saw some familiar names and could draw comparison to the files in his possession but that's not something he can discuss with anyone. ]

Sounds like some kind of title that could reflect our actual identity...

[ He's still very confused with all this sudden surge of information so he's not going to be able to offer much input other than try and keep up. ]

Do you mind if I make a copy of this?

[kirkwalled]

[ have a genuinely surprised look over here ]

Cole? He isn't here any longer.

[ but ah ]

I can't say for certain what "Compassion" means in regards to him, unfortunately.

[ she looks a bit unsettled by that. some of these are pretty odd, she wonders what hers might say. ]