[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[flaredo]

[ SMOOTH, RUBY. Yang's look says as much, and then she's quickly smiling. ]

Yep, all ours! Sorry if he was bugging you.

[undaunts]

[... are you sure, Hiro. Are you really sure about that.

... But oh right.]

Yep, that's the one!

[As for Zwei--]

Depends on the backpack, right? He fit pretty good in the one I had. And it's not like I was using it for anything else.

[undaunts]

[??? RUDE!!]

But Kagari likes me because I'm cool too, and not just because I'm related to you, right? Right, Kagari?

[HELP HER OUT HERE]

[flaredo]

[ There's a thoughtful pause-- and yeah no Hiro, Yang could totally do that. ]

We're just lucky we got the professor who really likes dogs.

[undaunts]

Uh... well, I guess we could.

[Ruby just shrugs, even as Zwei barks happily.]

Mostly she meant that he can come with us on field missions though.

[flaredo]

[ Sorry, Yang's just laughing now. Whoops. ]

[undaunts]

That's fair.

[Ruby, too, would want to meet the others first before anything like that.]

But that means we need a meeting in general anyway, so that's a yes for doggy pow-wow one!

[Yessss.]

[flaredo]

Right, what she said. He's pretty handy to have around in a fight.

[ Completely serious. ]

[undaunts]

[......... Yeah, Ruby's wincing and murmuring back:]

I know, it's pretty bad. I can't even blame him.

[undaunts]

It's pretty tough here sometimes, huh?

But... you're still alive! That's good!

[Nailed it, Ruby.]

[flaredo]

Lemme know when you wanna meet Garrett, and I'll have Hawke bring him around. He's really friendly!

... And heavy. Really heavy.

[undaunts]

Are you suuuure? We can...try to fix it, or something?

[Don't let them help more, it'll probably just make things worse.]

[flaredo]

... I can hear the both of you, you know.

[flaredo]

Well, if it's fine... it just means we don't let Zwei have another go at it.

[ It's the best they can do. ]

[undaunts]

Well, you see, there was this escalator, and then the leash got stuck, and then there was a CYbuddy cat and the rest is history.

[Seriously. Seriously. It was an Adventure.]

[flaredo]

... And if you need anything, you know you can talk to us too, right? We've been here long enough to be able to help.

[flaredo]

We're not even going to mention the mime.

[undaunts]

... So let's go get lunch!

[EASY.]

We haven't eaten yet so. That's fine, right, Yang?

[undaunts]

I don't breathe weapons--

[AUGH]

Why!

[undaunts]

... So does that mean you have giant soulless monsters too?

[Sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind.]

[flaredo]

Sure! We'll make it a party.

[ Poor Malia. ]

[flaredo]

... I don't think he meant the killer monsters, Ruby.

[ Hopefully. ]

[flaredo]

But if you could--

[ This troll. ]

[undaunts]

[................]

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

[flaredo]

He's petting him. He's joking.

[ He better be. ]