[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[scenting]

We met in the jungle and I threw a bird. Then stuff happened and I left.

[ casually shrugs??? malia's so mean whoops.

but okay yeah, she's going to just follow them along then if they're going somewhere, for all her complaining. ]

Can we get something with meat?

[fatalstriker]

Looks like you win this round, Repede. I just can't beat that kind of cool.

[naturally, he barks happily. they don't even know how cool he is. he can snowboard! he wears sunglasses sometimes! he's too cool, really.]

[zerotohiro]

I'll talk to him when I get home tonight and we'll figure out a day then. [He grins, excited about the idea now.] ...I should probably get back to work though. Try not to lose Zwei again today, okay?

[patrimony]

That does sound like the wise decision.

[ that way, anyone can get whatever they want in the same place. ]

[prosecutory]

[An amused smile tugs at his lips...and it doesn't go away quickly. It remains there because he's thinking of a dog play date. He rarely ever took Pess out on dog play dates back home; maybe he should make it a habit. Besides, Pess was a friendly enough dog and would most likely hit it off with Zwei and the girls right away.

Edgeworth shakes his head - but it's not to turn them down, because he's still grinning when he does so. It's more of a resigned shake of the head.]

I don't see why not. Pess would be glad to have company.

[moribound]

[Don't mind him just spacing off looking at how happy Zwei is.]

He's got all three of us. [And pay no attention to how he's smiling.] Well, shall we go? I think he's getting a little impatient.

[undaunts]

Wellllll... Zwei can handle just about anything.

It's more like... Cerealia might not be ready for Zwei.

[Combat corgi!!]

[undaunts]

Bakery-cafe, yeah!

[Perfect.]

Then we can get sandwiches and sweets... and cocoa!

[undaunts]

[Cute.........]

Awwww, Mr. Edgeworth!

[And, to Yang:]

Lookit that smile, Yang!

[flaredo]

Let's be real, though, they'll never be ready for Zwei.

[ Who is so pumped to take on CERES, don't you know. ]

[undaunts]

Um... thanks, psychic birds!

[Is that how you respond to something like that, she has no idea--]

That's a pretty cool bond though... I don't think I can talk to Zwei like that even if we tried really hard.

[flaredo]

Okay, so the next blind date should just be dog-sitting, I'm onto you.

[ Such a good smile, you need to show it off!!! ]

[undaunts]

Yeah..... yeah he is.

Here, Minato, you take the leash!

[LET ZWEI PULL YOU FOR A CHANGE.]

[undaunts]

Heh, okay!

[Wow, suddenly Ruby's in a way better mood than she has been. Can't imagine why.]

Have a good time at work, Hiro! We'll keep an eye on Zwei on our end.

[flaredo]

Yeah... I'm not sure if that'd be interesting or not, anyway.

But!! Thanks, guys.

[ That's a compliment, right-- ]

[flaredo]

Then onwards! To glory!!

[ And lunch. ]

[undaunts]

Ewwww, disposal.

[But she's got the humor of a young teenage girl, so she's snort-laughing anyway.]

But yeah, not a lot of people are used to giant monsters. It's weird, but... their loss, really! I mean--there are a lot of giant monsters here, so at least we're prepared.

[undaunts]

[Ruby just seems kind of bummed out over that... she was in your corner, Yuri!!! She really thought you could do backflips!!!]

Huh...

[Oh well.]

Can Repede do any other tricks? Zwei can...sit! Oh, and shake, and speak!

And open cans with a can opener.

[what]

[flaredo]

They're probably happier, but-- right, because there are all kinds of weird giant thingies here who want us dead, we're all set to take 'em on! Do you research the ones here, too?

[ She'd be interested in learning, admittedly. ]

[flaredo]

He can also roll over. We were trying to get him to open rolling cans with a can opener while rolling, but he can't really get the timing right.

[ What a dog. ]

[undaunts]

[This is for the better.]

Whaaaat kind of fruit do you like, anyway?

[flaredo]

Don't be too bored without us!

[ You two... ]

[undaunts]

But if you steal things you might get arrested! And then we'd have to visit you in jail, and we couldn't bring Zwei, and there would be no Nice Things.

[flaredo]

They've got some smoothies with chocolate, too.

[ Smoothie-savvy, that's them. ]

[undaunts]

Yeah, I guess.

[thanks, Ruby. Zwei barks.]

Zwei says "yeah I guess" too.