[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[flaredo]

I still love you.

[ straight-faced. ]

[masakados]

...Thanks.

[ATTEMPTED STRAIGHT FACE but he's blushing and also blagh covered in corgi spit. Turning to them, he carries Zwei over.]

So, what happened? He got away from you guys?

[undaunts]

Well, you see, there was this escalator, and then the leash got stuck, and then there was a CYbuddy cat and the rest is history.

[Seriously. Seriously. It was an Adventure.]

[flaredo]

We're not even going to mention the mime.

[masakados]

Are you guys just, like, shenanigan magnets?

[Because that sounds like a whole buncha shenanigans all at once.]

[undaunts]

... Yeah, maybe.

[Ruby's just shrugging.]

Maybe it's an "our world" thing? I think Jaune attracts Shenanigans too. Nora is a shenanigan...

[flaredo]

It'll probably spread to you too, Naoki.

[ Be prepared. ]

[masakados]

I'm pretty sure it's already spread to me since the day I met you.

[Flicking a finger to point at Yang. EVER SINCE SHE BARGED INTO HIS LIFE!!]

[undaunts]

Yeah, I think so too.

[Solemnly nodding!!]

You're pretty good at Shenanigans too, Naoki.

[flaredo]

But that doesn't mean you should blame it all on me!

[ Hey! ]

[masakados]

[Naoki's laughing and hiding it in Zwei's fur... poorly.]

Let's say it's 50/50, then. I'll admit to some shenanigans.

[undaunts]

Definitely.

[Ruby's just here nodding.]

50% Naoki, 50% Yang. 100% Shenanigans.

[flaredo]

Now that's my kind of math!

[ Nothing wrong with that. ]

[masakados]

[Shaking his head with a smile and laugh, Naoki carries Zwei over to them, leaning over to set him at their feet.]

[undaunts]

[Which is when Ruby beams at him.]

You're gonna come walk with us, right, Naoki?

[flaredo]

Right? [ YOU WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH THEM, RIGHT-- ]

[masakados]

I'd be honoured if you'd have me.

[AN OVERDRAMATIC BOW]

[undaunts]

Yeah, I guess.

[thanks, Ruby. Zwei barks.]

Zwei says "yeah I guess" too.

[flaredo]

Only more formal. Ruby just doesn't have proper manners yet.

[ Gosh, sis. ]

[masakados]

It's okay, I can't imagine Ruby as being formal very well.

[This is a compliment!!]

[undaunts]

Hey, I can be formal! Probably!

[Ruby sucks at this.]

[flaredo]

Really? I can't really see you talking like Weiss at all.

[ It's almost scary to imagine. ]

[masakados]

Yeah, definitely not.

[HE ONLY KNEW WEISS A LITTLE AND YET he can say that with 100% certainty.]

[undaunts]

[!!!!]

Wow! I totally could talk like Weiss! You don't know--!

[flaredo]

Go on, then. Let's hear it.