estoria | mostly open

Who:What: Shihoudou and open (and one locked)
When:What: Randomly all over this week
Where:All over
What: granny goes shopping and messing with people
Rating/Warning:What: Scantily dressed woman and poop and crude talk.

«« marketplace »»
[ Someone is being a busy bee shopping. Becacuse Shihoudou has gotten it into her had that since she missed giving people presents at this Christmas thing, so she's buying gifts.

Which means that she is wandering into every store selling plushies of any size and is buying the crudest plushies that she can find. Mostly poop shapes ones. And then some smilies. ]

«« clothes shop »»
[ Sometimes, Shihoudou needs to shop for clothes. And she also sometimes needs some advice on what to wear.

So she skips up to a random person, stranger or not. ]

Hey! How do I look?

[ Indecently in underwear with zero shame in her body. ]

«« peanuts! »»
[ No matter where you are, no matter what you do.... something falls down on your head. And then something more.

A voice comes from above. ]

Hello~! Little turd-chan~

[ There's a woman that you might or might not know sitting cross-legged looking down at you with a huge, shit-eating grin on her face.

And she's sitting on a fluffy cloud. Eating uncracked peanuts. ]

«« locked to koumei »»
[ There's no warning. Suddenly there's something crashing into the bend of his knees from behind, and when he topples over onto the cloud, she grins down at him. And fluffs up his hair a little because she can't resist. ]

Heiya, Bushy-chan~! 'sup!

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[ Snapping at her when she's not done anything (that) bad? How cruel~ She raises a hand in a cheerful greeting. ]

He!llo~ little turd~

You! Sugar granny! [you can bet he's pointing dramatically too] Just what are you up to?

Ahahaha! [ How funny! ] I'm playing games and throwing peanuts at people!

Does the game include throwin' peanuts? [dryly] What if someone came up there and kicked your ass? You'd be cryin' over your peanuts.

Of course it does, can't you tell? And if they could do that I'd love to see it! The only one stronger than granny is the ex-king!

I can tell, tell by the salted nut in my hair. [so much frowning] Ex-king? What about the king? Ain't they supposed to be stronger?

Sing it! [ Sing your complaints away, or something ] Not necessarily, the emperor is weak and he's the emperor you know! But my ex-king was the best!

[SO MUCH MORE FROWNING]

That doesn't make any sense....they're supposed to at least know a couple moves, in case of assassination attempts...an emperor is higher than a king.