psycholawgy: (OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION!!!)
pretty guardian attorney athena cykes ☾ ([personal profile] psycholawgy) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-01-28 09:47 pm

[open] yarrrrrrrr

Who: Athena Cykes ([personal profile] psycholawgy) & you!
When: Icly 11/09 (or any other day!)
Where: Various places (Cosplay cafe, and around the residential district)
What: You can be accosted by her, or watch her accost someone. Your choice.
Rating/Warning: Will update as needed.




a
[ Athena had a shift today at the cosplay cafe, and she was really excited about it! It was always fun being there, since she gets to meet a lot of people. Free food was also involved sometimes, and that was the best part.



But today was a bust.

She was even excited to talk to customers with a pirate accent, since that was what she was cosplaying as today. A pirate! You just can't have it all.

Instead of just waiting inside for people to come in, she goes out into the street just by the cafe. She wasn't finishing her work today without showing off her cute costume. Holding out her fake sword and pointing it at any person who passes by, she exclaims: ]


It's into the cafe or Davy Jones' Locker, ye knave!

[ Marketing strategies!

Of course, anyone who works at the cosplay cafe is also free to stop her from possibly embarrassing herself and the establishment. ]




b
[ It wasn't even that late! It was just an hour or so before sundown, but a police officer robot thing approaches Athena and tells her to go home. She's not even sure why she's being told to do so, when she's not even a minor. Was it because she was little? Whatever the reason, she felt very insulted by this. ]

I'm on my way to buy some food!

[ But the officer seemed very insistent that she should go home before sundown since it wasn't safe. "Look, kid. You better head home before dark, or else you could get in trouble." ]

I'm not a kid!

[ And if it wasn't her stating that she wants to buy food that could catch someone's attention, it's her yelling that she's not a kid, because she can be loud. Now is one of those times.

Again, the officer continues to believe in its own opinion that Athena is much younger than she truly is, and decides to walk her home that very instant, grabbing her by the wrist. But Athena doesn't take kindly to people giving her unwanted physical contact. She quickly grabs the officer's wrist then moves to turn, her back facing the cop, then she crouches as she pulls its arm to throw him to the ground.

… But she may have thrown her a bit too far. The officer probably hits an innocent passer-by or the space very close to said passer-by.

Oops? ]




c
[ Or just tag with whatever! ]


[ Obligatory permissions post because Athena is a human lie detector. ]
swordboning: (mfw everything)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-02-02 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see the problem with it. Especially if you're not actually a pirate.
flaredo: (Of course I don't start fights)

[personal profile] flaredo 2015-02-02 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem! And let's start from the beginning.

[ Holding out a hand. ]

The name's Yang.
souredsweet: cupnoodles (super smash bros champ)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-02-03 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[THOSE QUESTIONS WILL SURELY COME AT SOME POINT because Widget really is an outlier here...

That comparison is a strike and a miss though, since Kaoru's immediately looking confused.]


I'm afraid that I don't know what spandex is. [Or superheroes, but that seems less integral to the overall understanding of the comparison.] Something difficult to move in? Is it very large...?
swordboning: (mfw everything)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-02-03 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
I've done that more than I've killed pirates, yes.

[Now, he's just being an ass.]
flaredo: (Sisterly bonding)

[personal profile] flaredo 2015-02-03 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Nice try, but her name's Ruby. She's a good kid, though!
swordboning: (pic#8713729)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-02-03 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Stop what?
projections: (somehow escaped early 2000s)

[personal profile] projections 2015-02-03 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I can agree with that statement. Tea can help you clear your mind and you'll be able to focus more. Well, I'll take anything but kelp tea. [It's too gross.]

Do you have green tea? And I'll order a chicken sandwich with it.
Edited 2015-02-03 06:42 (UTC)
swordboning: (pic#8713745)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-02-03 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
I can't say I see the problem. Pirates are evil and it was my duty to rid humanity of such things.
swordboning: (halp numi pls)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-02-03 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Slapping some money down and taking his bag and cup.]

Keep the change.
souredsweet: breadcrusts (what is it that i seek)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-02-03 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
[This is the weirdest fashion subculture from the future that Kaoru's seen yet. There's definitely a look of confusion present as Athena scrolls through row after row of people who are INDECENTLY DRESSED!! and also badly dressed. What's up with all these bright, clashing colors? The stupid logos?? And everyone gave the Shinsengumi shit for having sky-blue uniforms...]

Some of them seem to match... Is this a warrior's uniform of a sort?

[The most important question here is what kind of warrior would go out in public dressed like that, honestly.]
prosecutory: (♘ now the old king is dead)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2015-02-03 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
And what usually entails hurling robots haphazardly?

[Now that he's done being shocked, he is now going to demand an explanation. Sorry, you're not yet in the clear, Athena.]
Edited 2015-02-03 11:59 (UTC)
flaredo: (That's my lil sis)

[personal profile] flaredo 2015-02-03 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
On a scale of one to ten... about a four!

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