![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
[ CLOSED ] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-_oLjmCGY
Who: the idiots who think this will actually amount to anything
When: IC 11/23 onward
Where: Various!
What: The rescue mission Yata, Sheba and co. discussed at the citywide meeting!
Rating/Warning: at least PG because some people swear like sailors
[ Once everyone arrives at the agreed meeting area, the CERES Metro-rail Station at the Residential District, Yata briefs the group on what to do. As discussed in the citywide meeting yesterday, the group will split into six teams that were decided by drawing lots. Everyone should know who they're teamed up with by now. Yata's instructions are simple enough: don't work alone (buddy system!), and if anyone finds anything, report to him. Should the missing arrivals be found, don't wait on anyone's orders. Yata admits that he's not smart enough to call the shots, but if he found who they were looking for, he believes that taking action should be the team's first priority. Anyone is free to protest, but he won't go back on his word.
Then he makes a special shout out to Hiccup and Toothless because look look guys it's a dragon how cool is that okay back to business.
By 9:15 AM, all teams should be on the move! ]
RESIDENTIAL DISTRICT | SHOPPING DISTRICT | ENTERTAINMENT DISTRICT | TECH DISTRICT | PLEASURE DISTRICT | VIVID
When: IC 11/23 onward
Where: Various!
What: The rescue mission Yata, Sheba and co. discussed at the citywide meeting!
Rating/Warning: at least PG because some people swear like sailors
[ Once everyone arrives at the agreed meeting area, the CERES Metro-rail Station at the Residential District, Yata briefs the group on what to do. As discussed in the citywide meeting yesterday, the group will split into six teams that were decided by drawing lots. Everyone should know who they're teamed up with by now. Yata's instructions are simple enough: don't work alone (buddy system!), and if anyone finds anything, report to him. Should the missing arrivals be found, don't wait on anyone's orders. Yata admits that he's not smart enough to call the shots, but if he found who they were looking for, he believes that taking action should be the team's first priority. Anyone is free to protest, but he won't go back on his word.
Then he makes a special shout out to Hiccup and Toothless because look look guys it's a dragon how cool is that okay back to business.
By 9:15 AM, all teams should be on the move! ]
no subject
[Yes. Yes, Sousei is the muscle of this operation... He steps to the side in case any lock or drawer pieces come flying at him, but when that's obviously not the case, it's ONWARD TO INTREPID EXPLORING.
Oz stands on his toes to peer into the drawer.]
—Oh.
[It's a collection of tiny glass animal figurines... Which Oz promptly starts carding through to make sure they're all in one piece after that lock destruction!!] I hope we didn't break any...
no subject
He's not exactly enchanted, though. Honestly, it's more that--]
Did anyone actually perform their job here?
no subject
And luckily none of them were broken, so he shuts the cabinet again with a sigh.]
They probably aren't spending their time playing with them or admiring them if they're all locked up though, right?
[But that begs the question why are they here at all]
no subject
They should not have something so pointless in their workplace at all.
[workplaces are for work, and this is the workplace of a slacker...... or a bunch of slackers.
sousei is practically radiating disapproval here.]
no subject
Maybe they have nowhere else to keep it! Someone at their apartment could be afraid of little glass animals, so they have to keep them all locked up tight away in a place where they won't be seen.
[He's making up weird backstories for employees, someone stop him... Or he'll stop himself, pointing out over Sousei's shoulder.]
Let's go to that room next!
[STUCK AS INVESTIGATION PARTNERS.]
no subject
He narrows his eyes.
And slowly turns to look at that door.
.... ... ...god dammit this is why he's here, though, it'd be even dumber to not investigate.]
...Fine.
[lead the way, hyperhair.]
no subject
But he'll cheerfully flounce off past Sousei and toward the door as soon as he gets the agreement. STUCK IN INVESTIGATING HELL WITH OZ how does it feel friend.
This part of the investigation may be short-lived though, since the outside door to this particular room is locked, which Oz finds out when he tugs the handle a little too hard and jams it.]
Oops—! [Oops. He doesn't even know if Sousei will be able to pull his lock-breaking magic here...] ...Well, we probably shouldn't make it too obvious that there were people in here looking around, anyway. I'll go find a window instead!
[He's already heading off?!]
no subject
This feels terrible though thanks for asking... there's so much energy and genki here and Sousei doesn't!! want it!!!
But nonetheless, he.... has to come along. Because Oz is clearly hopeless. Like. That must be an all time new record for failing at an investigation.
Slowly, Sousei arches an eyebrow at that, but he doesn't really want to break down a door, he's not Tenka--
Wait what]
A--
[window???]
Hold on. [STOP, SLOW DOWN....]
no subject
But he will at least pause in his outward jaunt, even though he's like, basically already almost to the doors so he can go outside and loop back to check the exterior of the building...]
Hm? Do you want to look for the window instead?
[Of course Sousei doesn't want to look for the dang window, but Oz sure can't fight back the urge to gently bully when he's presented with such an obvious target.]
no subject
[don't be a moron, Oz!!! He's no interested in being trolled by a pipsqueak like you!]
There is no need to go to such lengths when we have yet to turn up anything of use here, and there are still more rooms to search.
[The possible net gain of this venture doesn't make it worth it......]
no subject
Still! If it's locked, there might be something good in there, right?
[CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN.
Or they might just find more kooshballs and figurines.]
no subject
No.
[Oz...they just unlocked two separate drawers, and what did they find...]
There is no guarantee. It would make more sense to explore a wider area than waste our time trying to get into this one room.
no subject
Either way, he seems to be considering what Sousei says. Then, with a sigh of resignation:]
Fine, fine - I guess you have a point. —But! We'll come back to check this one when we're done, right?
[RIGHT. Not taking no for an answer, apparently?! He's already moseying off before even hearing Sousei's response... Where is he even going, we just don't know.]
no subject
............... what a punk!! Sousei follows slowly, expression slowly flattening further. This isn't what he wanted out of life at all.]
I fail to see why you are so excitable about this.
[SLOW DOWN]
no subject
Hm? Does it seem like I am? [Sousei hasn't seen him when he's truly excited... That's when the Moron Clash will turn into the Moron Explosion.]
no subject
You are.
[THERE'S NO 'SEEMS' ABOUT IT, YOU'RE STILL WAY TOO EXCITABLE.]
You are too energetic. It's irritating.
no subject
Oh.
[But Sousei will be the recipient of the Sad Eyes of Pity™ anyway... He understands. Sousei's just a grandpa, he can't help it.]
It's hard to tell that you're irritated, you know! [HE THOUGHT THAT WAS SOUSEI'S RESTING STATE.]
no subject
... I just told you that I am.
[yeah, he.... he knows he's not very expressive, okay, don't make fun of his childhood affliction!!]
no subject
Do you have to tell people every time you get irritated? [#bein a butthead
But at least he's searching for other unlocked doors simultaneously, so he hasn't dropped into the territory of "totally useless" yet!]
no subject
[they Get Him, okay!!! Oz just. Doesn't!!!
What a dumb conversation to have as they walk down this hallway and test out doors.... most of which are locked, incredible.]
no subject
I see! It's just one of those things where you have to be around a person for a while first, right? Like how some people have regular angry faces, hungry angry faces, and angry faces for when their smart CyBuddy likes their roommate better!
no subject
...
[How does he even...respond to that.......
Maybe he responds to it by ignoring it.
Will that make Oz go away.
He opens a finally unlocked door, pushing it open and pretending like he didn't hear anything about angry faces.]
no subject
Oz just flounces behind him merrily, though he is definitely projecting the annoying air of someone who's like "hahaha I SEE HOW IT IS" without actually saying anything. It's a talent of his.
But he'll mercifully leave the subject behind once Sousei opens one of the last unlocked doors remaining, scooting around him to poke his head through the gap. Luckily he doesn't immediately get decapitated, but he can't see much inside since the room doesn't seem to have windows?!]
...Huh. I'm going to look for a light switch.
no subject
For now, though, he just watches Oz be a dumbass and poke his head in without a care!!! Good thing he didn't get decapitated!! Though he follows a moment later, opening the door wider in an attempt to let more of the light in from the hallway.
Why does this room not have windows....
He just walks in after Oz, significantly more wary. One of the two of them has to be ready for killer clowns or something...]
no subject
But it's a good thing at least one of them is wary, since Oz sure doesn't seem to be?! He's on his guard, of course, but it doesn't really outwardly show. After feeling around on the walls for a few seconds, Sousei will hear the melodious sound of some nerd running into a filing cabinet, though...]
Ouch—! [GOOD WORK TEAM.] ...No lightswitches on this side.
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)