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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-03-22 07:06 pm

« 011 ⇢ event011.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: Intro log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event011.EXE

The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares


It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. OVERFLOW IS HERE!!!


defeets: (» ki-ja have you ever even met a girl)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-23 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Probably because Sousei's attractive and Jae-ha wanted to sit next to an attractive person. Still though, he whistles softly as he notices the way that he slams the Santa away, even as he kicks back a few others himself, not flinching even as he clearly collides with metal.

Then he actually lets the words digest and-]


You're kidding. There are women and children there - that's not safe for them at all. Not everyone's been through battlefields.

[Unlike himself and the guy in front of him - Jae-ha can notice that much.]

Are they trying to kill the same people that they just resurrected?
Edited (there, now this tag makes more sense) 2015-03-23 04:56 (UTC)
stagewright: (SPRITE ► ooooh you!)

[personal profile] stagewright 2015-03-23 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, you don't need to tell her twice. Trucy will step forward immediately, and she'll hold on as directed if it means getting off this stupid ride. ]

All right! A magician isn't afraid of heights, anyway...! At least, not if she wants to ever preform that sort of trick. [ So she is more or less promising not to scream. She's generally pretty good at telling whether or not people are being honest; she thinks he is being honest about getting her down, and so she's trusting Mysterious Hero Guy. ]
particularity: (m ✣ remains)

[personal profile] particularity 2015-03-23 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
'Even me'... I'm not bad at cooking, you know...

[He does most of it b/c he's been living with Komaeda for a year and a half and Komaeda has never quite mastered cooking, though to his credit he didn't start until they got here.

Still, some of the things he does to food... But shaking that aside, Hinata glances around until he spots a stand for funnel cakes.]
bewrightback: (i think i'm listening)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-23 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Slow down there, I don't think we're in a hiring phase right now...

So you know Athena, huh? That does sound like something she would do. There's no stopping that girl when she's found a cause. [She's really stubborn.]
harepiece: (it's been years)

phase i!

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-23 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[CONGRATS JAE-HA, you've broken into the carriage to rescue someone's... feet, as they disappear out through the broken window on the other side. GOOD WORK, TEAM.

But Oz, paranoid as he is about amusement parks already, sure as hell wasn't about to stay inside of that carriage longer than absolutely necessary. He's in the process of scrambling to the top to fight off whatever happened to land there, but lo! It's some random helpful bystander instead!! Well that's a pleasant surprise...]


Oh—! [HE'S SORRY STRANGER. Reaching forward to tap Jae-ha's back, though, since he's not about to climb back in through the window...]

I'm up here! Sorry about that.
trafalgar: (pic#8957034)

[personal profile] trafalgar 2015-03-23 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah...such a good-willed individual. That question is treading the line of trolling, but he'll bite. After all he's been told, maybe there really aren't any around here?!]

They're snails.

[To begin with, anyway.]
emotive: (I've been the quiet one)

[personal profile] emotive 2015-03-23 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[She follows (since hand is being held and all), but she can't help but feel as if there's a slight change of atmosphere? Aside from the fun house that's slowly going to hell, but his response prompts a different response from her.]

Are you upset?
Edited 2015-03-23 04:56 (UTC)
punchesyu: (good reason to be worried imo)

I!

[personal profile] punchesyu 2015-03-23 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He's actually not too thrilled to be there, so he sits down heavily next to someone that he hasn't even looked at yet really, nor has seen the weapon propped up between them. Maybe this'll calm his nerves, at least he's hoping. Ferris wheels are supposed to be relaxing. At the prompt, he looks at the ID. He can read it, but he can also safely say he's not seen this person (yet).]

Yeah, if I see him I'll yell or someth- [Oh hi katana and scary looking girl????]

You know, that sword isn't exactly gunna make anyone want to just come up to you and tell you where someone is.
stagewright: art by <user name=4078866 site=pixiv.com> (ASIDE ► oh that's a thing sure.)

[personal profile] stagewright 2015-03-23 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
A to - whoa, you're a much cuter robot than all these guys!

[ She will...hold out her arm? It seems like such a cute marshmallow-y guy, it's clearly trustworthy. ]

Think you can fix a hat, too?

[ let it go, trucy............... ]
andimfine: (✓ 10)

[personal profile] andimfine 2015-03-23 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ He attempts to wave a dismissive hand, but instead it seems as if he's just haphazardly slapping the air. ]

I'm- [ Before he can repeat himself, the pit of his stomach churns, and he whips his hand up to his mouth. A moment passes, and it's just a false alarm. ]

I'm fine.
flaredo: (HOMERUN)

phase iii;

[personal profile] flaredo 2015-03-23 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ No, she's not in the mood to get hit by a flying Santa or a staff.

Nor is Yang in the mood to duck, so instead, her gauntlets glow to life, and she sends the Santa flying right back. ]


You duck!

[ Sorry, Sun, she'll greet you properly in a minute. ]
swordboning: (pic#8713735)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-03-23 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
You're under the mistaken impression that she'll let you have a choice. Fortunately, I'd never ask for money.

[personal profile] millionth 2015-03-23 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[the boy looks a little worse for the wear, but mostly just kind of frazzled and ruffled. he turns with some surprise when he hears her speak up, but almost has to laugh at her reaction.]

He's Baymax. He's a robot.
Edited 2015-03-23 04:58 (UTC)
defeets: (» hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-23 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . ]

Say, what're you doing after this?

[jae-ha don't fall in love because she can use shadow weapons what the fuck]
bozu: (And jalapeños onto skewers)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-23 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
But are you good at cooking? It's easy to not be bad at it, but being good at it is a whole different animal!

[Does that even make sense? Probably not. But Teruteru knows what he's about, man.

Funnel cakes, though. Those are the important thing right now!]


At the very least, I know these should at least be edible, if not passable.
You'll take the first bite for me, right?
verified: (there to dry your tears)

[personal profile] verified 2015-03-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
F-Fly?

[ she hesitates for a moment, but ultimately takes his hand. who knows what other weird things might happen and besides, she doesn't want to be there when they start questioning the broken window.

she just hopes this guy is for real and not. high as a kite.
]

I guess I'll place my life in your hands, sir.
perfectstrike: (blush | protest)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-03-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
My glasses are not mysterious.

[Clearly picking the right thread of conversation to go with, here. Peko is three steps away from just bluntly stating that "it's a condom."]
impheired: today for ¥90500 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free, fuck that. then i remembered murder is illegal (stare ♚ i saw a fake skeleton for sale)

i don't have even a remotely appropriate icon for this. that said, it's yakuza adventure o'clock

[personal profile] impheired 2015-03-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay so after being alerted to Peko's presence by a certain bowlcut headed youth, Kuzuryuu naturally set off to try and find her. He may or may not have gotten stopped by some other people on the way so Pekoquest 2k15 is taking a little longer than expected. It doesn't help that he's also just as hesitant to find her as he is excited. Because, on the one hand: he's really, really, really missed Peko and wants nothing more than to see her again. But on the other hand...it's suddenly hit him that he has no idea what to say to her when he does. He'd only had a matter of minutes back home to process the fact that she possibly WASN'T dead forever and he had a VERY SLIM chance of seeing her again and then he only just learned that that slim chance is now a reality here.]

[But also, there's the fact that she's been here for a whole month without him. And he'd gone nearly two weeks back home without her. He knows he changed a lot in that short amount of time...what happened to Peko without him? As much as he'd like to think she'd be better off, he's not sure if that's what happened. And it just makes for a whole bunch of uncertainties.]

[...triple also: he's not sure if he wants their reunion to be in an amusement park of all places. Maybe he should try calling her and have him meet her somewhere else? No...no calling her is like a wussy half step, the only thing worse would be to text her. No. This has to be done in person.]

[He gets so wrapped up in his anxious thoughts over what to do, that he manages to power walk smack into the back of the person he's looking for. He really should have been paying more attention to what was right in front of him, instead of paying attention to what might be around in the general vicinity. Also the fact that he can't see out of his right eye doesn't help things. If he's looking to his left, of course he's not going to see what's right in front of him. And that's basically exactly what happened.]

[He takes a step backwards, rubbing the side of his head where it collided with Peko's shinai and looking offended. He starts talking before he even looks to see what he ran into though, mistake #2.]


H-Hey! Watch where you're go-- [Only Kuzuryuu would attempt to blame someone else for his own incompetence and failure to look where he's going.] --ing.

[Well crap he's out of time to come up with something to say now. He also completely ruined the chance of the two of them having A Moment. You know something super meaningful and poignant, maybe even semi-romantic. Instead we get this shit: literal run-ins followed by wordless, awkward gaping. God, say something you idiot.]

...Peko.

[Okay, well that's something but that's a useless something so it's almost like he didn't say anything at all. Jesus take the wheel, Kuzuryuu obviously can't be trusted with it.]

[Additionally, Peko might notice a faint cut on his left cheek, just below his eye. It looks fairly recent, as though it happened maybe an hour or so ago, tops; so but thankfully it's no longer bleeding. He had a run in with the rollercoaster and has not gone on any rides since then. Of course, this is all assuming she's not too distracted by the eyepatch. Or just...the heir in general, really. It the bocchan. He here. Surprise, it's a Christmas Miracle or something. not even remotely]
Edited 2015-03-23 05:18 (UTC)
unionjackoff: (mother mary comes to me)

why o clock

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2015-03-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[is that who he thinks it is? sitting on that robot's lap... England has a vague recollection of speaking with this young lady, and recently, too. weird. but he decides to go speak with her, even if he can't remember her name]

You look like you've seen better days. [he's not interrupting anything, is he? after all, she got presents. maybe she wants to open them in peace]
bewrightback: (let's make criminals look foolish)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Heh... I know what you mean. [But can I still run the agency in this place...?] Don't worry. If we hire you, we'll definitely pay you. It wouldn't be fair otherwise.
fierybluebird: (Throw your head back and laugh)

Phase III

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2015-03-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Marco was already about to shift into blue flames, and there's still some residual sparkles kicking around, but then there's knives everywhere, and Marco just laughs and laughs.]

Oh, every chance I can get, mate.

[All the deadpan sarcasm ever.]
trafalgar: (pic#8957034)

[personal profile] trafalgar 2015-03-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah...a professional smartass.]

I don't want it either.

[Dropping and throwing aren't quite the same as offering, but just...so that they're on the same page.]

You must enjoy being harassed by those snowmen.

[Surely they'd have an issue with littering.]
bozu: (And jalapeños onto skewers)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-23 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Spaghetti with a floating fork was the start of your magic career? Really...

[It's not even occurring to him that the answer is plastic.
He's considering just how tough the noodles were, or how frozen it must've been to suspend the fork in midair, instead.]


I have to say, you have pretty good taste, though! Your whole profession started because of food... It almost seems like fate that you'd meet a chef as skilled as myself, don't you think?

[He's trying, okay. Maybe if he says "I'm flirting with you", she'll get it-]
psycholawgy: (/me punts you)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-03-23 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ She puts both her hands on her hips. ]

Hey! You were the one on the carriage thing first.
flaredo: (Sure are a lot of tumbleweeds today)

arrival

[personal profile] flaredo 2015-03-23 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
-- Huh?

[ Suddenly tickets from a surly-looking man, and most people would just take them and bolt to relative safety... but Yang isn't most people, so instead, she just tilts her head. ]

You didn't even go in that far and you're bailing already?