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estoria2015-04-04 06:43 pm
deontology) wrote in estoria2015-04-04 06:43 pm
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[closed] everything happens too much
Who: Sousei, Tenka, and assorted Friends and Acquaintances (aka Hinata, Tsurumaru, Shinpachi, Jaune, Saya, Pyrrha, Yoon)
When: the week of 12/16
Where: various, such as flower shops and bars, because they're Adults
What: getting Sousei and Tenka together at the same time is always a terrible idea
Rating/Warning: really really dumb things
pyrrha;
[Look, it's a normal, casual Monday. Normal, casual Monday means that neither Sousei nor Tenka is expecting much to happen on this casual day. They always have a segment of time in which they are both at home, when Sousei has gotten home from work and Tenka hasn't yet left--so it's that period of time in which they're sitting as casually as ever at the low, traditional table.
Clearly, now is an excellent time for a visitor to come with dinner.
Because Tenka will never turn down food and Sousei is easily steamrolled over by Tenka--
Either way, whether Pyrrha lets them know she's coming over or not, neither of them will be ready for
~*tacos*~]
yoon;
[When Yoon lets Sousei know that he actually has done some research into the medical topics that Sousei's been poking into, Sousei doesn't hesitate to invite him over. Tenka, naturally, will be sticking around for this as well, since it's Tenka that it most importantly involves--
So hope you don't mind seeing the both of them watching you rather intently when you finally make it to the apartment they share, Yoon.
At least Tenka's friendlier than Sousei... at least there's that. Still, for a topic this important and a guest properly invited over, there is tea at the low table, and preparation for a lengthy discussion.]
hinata;
[Hope you didn't have plans this evening, Hinata, because then your phone is buzzing with a terrible invitation from a certain Aniki who causes all sorts of trouble all the time--]
hinata-kun!!!! come to dinner at my place tonight!! if you don't show up i'm going to be offended
don't be THAT guy, hinata-kun
also i dare you to flip the table in front of sousei
[ah yes. At least it's the promise of dinner...?
This can only end poorly.]
saya;
[Friday is always a good day of the week for customers, right...? Especially weird customers. Well, hopefully Saya's Friday hasn't been too much of a nightmare, because then Sousei and Tenka are wandering into the flower store together, bickering over what sounds like boxes of cookies (do you want to know? Probably not.) and overall not looking like the sorts of people who should be in flower stores.
Do you dare approach, even.... they don't look like they're even looking at the flowers yet, too distracted by their bickering.]
jaune;
[There are two men walking to dinner on a Friday night.
This is very, very heterosexual.
But it's their habit to do so and try out new places (or as new as Sousei is willing to accept), and it was a habit started when neither of them could cook. Now they have people who can cook living with them, but...it's hard to stop the habit, really. Even if they wanted to.
So they're strolling by the park, heading towards the restaurants further in the city. This might be a great time to show senpai your stuff, Jaune.
(it's probably a terrible time to show senpai your stuff.)]
tsurumaru;
[AFTER DINNER they make their way back home, Sousei a little harried (Tenka mostly amused.). But they're not really paying that close of attention to things now that they're back on their floor, having...happily, blissfully forgotten that they're living nearby someone who is now obsessed with the art of surprise.
Really, they're just sitting ducks as they walk down the hallway, how could you resist?]
shinpachi;
[It's been A Day.
Friday night is prime partying night, but if Shinpachi makes his way to Tenka's bar that night, he'll find a Sousei who very much does not look ready to party. If anything, he looks like he's ready to Drink To Forget.
He's not that far gone, admittedly, but... he is sitting there at the bar, sake in hand as he watches Tenka serve a few of the other patrons, and he is actually drinking for once.
Clearly he needs friendship and company.]
When: the week of 12/16
Where: various, such as flower shops and bars, because they're Adults
What: getting Sousei and Tenka together at the same time is always a terrible idea
Rating/Warning: really really dumb things
pyrrha;
[Look, it's a normal, casual Monday. Normal, casual Monday means that neither Sousei nor Tenka is expecting much to happen on this casual day. They always have a segment of time in which they are both at home, when Sousei has gotten home from work and Tenka hasn't yet left--so it's that period of time in which they're sitting as casually as ever at the low, traditional table.
Clearly, now is an excellent time for a visitor to come with dinner.
Because Tenka will never turn down food and Sousei is easily steamrolled over by Tenka--
Either way, whether Pyrrha lets them know she's coming over or not, neither of them will be ready for
~*tacos*~]
yoon;
[When Yoon lets Sousei know that he actually has done some research into the medical topics that Sousei's been poking into, Sousei doesn't hesitate to invite him over. Tenka, naturally, will be sticking around for this as well, since it's Tenka that it most importantly involves--
So hope you don't mind seeing the both of them watching you rather intently when you finally make it to the apartment they share, Yoon.
At least Tenka's friendlier than Sousei... at least there's that. Still, for a topic this important and a guest properly invited over, there is tea at the low table, and preparation for a lengthy discussion.]
hinata;
[Hope you didn't have plans this evening, Hinata, because then your phone is buzzing with a terrible invitation from a certain Aniki who causes all sorts of trouble all the time--]
hinata-kun!!!! come to dinner at my place tonight!! if you don't show up i'm going to be offended
don't be THAT guy, hinata-kun
also i dare you to flip the table in front of sousei
[ah yes. At least it's the promise of dinner...?
This can only end poorly.]
saya;
[Friday is always a good day of the week for customers, right...? Especially weird customers. Well, hopefully Saya's Friday hasn't been too much of a nightmare, because then Sousei and Tenka are wandering into the flower store together, bickering over what sounds like boxes of cookies (do you want to know? Probably not.) and overall not looking like the sorts of people who should be in flower stores.
Do you dare approach, even.... they don't look like they're even looking at the flowers yet, too distracted by their bickering.]
jaune;
[There are two men walking to dinner on a Friday night.
This is very, very heterosexual.
But it's their habit to do so and try out new places (or as new as Sousei is willing to accept), and it was a habit started when neither of them could cook. Now they have people who can cook living with them, but...it's hard to stop the habit, really. Even if they wanted to.
So they're strolling by the park, heading towards the restaurants further in the city. This might be a great time to show senpai your stuff, Jaune.
(it's probably a terrible time to show senpai your stuff.)]
tsurumaru;
[AFTER DINNER they make their way back home, Sousei a little harried (Tenka mostly amused.). But they're not really paying that close of attention to things now that they're back on their floor, having...happily, blissfully forgotten that they're living nearby someone who is now obsessed with the art of surprise.
Really, they're just sitting ducks as they walk down the hallway, how could you resist?]
shinpachi;
[It's been A Day.
Friday night is prime partying night, but if Shinpachi makes his way to Tenka's bar that night, he'll find a Sousei who very much does not look ready to party. If anything, he looks like he's ready to Drink To Forget.
He's not that far gone, admittedly, but... he is sitting there at the bar, sake in hand as he watches Tenka serve a few of the other patrons, and he is actually drinking for once.
Clearly he needs friendship and company.]
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[ Shinpachi's slowly reaching over for the sake bottle.. huh, that's weird, he's pretty sure it was there a moment ago? He's still looking at Sousei since he's talking, so he's just blindly feeling the empty spot where the bottle was before Tenka took it away. ]
Well, even I'm not gonna deny that in some cases it's just no good to even both--
[ Okay, when he's almost falling off his stool with how far he's trying to reach over, he knows this has got to come to an end. He turns his head to look mid-sentence and upon noticing the thing is gone, he glances at Tenka. In despair. ]
Hey, where did the booze go?! [ Look, this conversation was already serious for long enough when the brosquare is involved.. ]
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Tenka, you're...so dumb.......... he just vaguely tilts his head, like--]
Do you really think that's going to work?
[He's addressing Tenka for the record--do you really think you can just cut Shinpachi off like that and expect it to work just as planned?]
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Yes he does. Or at least long enough to make a point--]
Why would you ask me, Shinpachi-kun? Aren't I dense?
[you fucker]
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[ Yes, that's a whine. One fitting more of an eight year old than a twenty-eight year old, but Shinpachi doesn't care right now. This is like taking the bottle from a baby, you just don't do it.. He's heartbroken. Why would you do this to him, bro. How could you. Why would you.
But since Tenka is obviously the one Refusing him here, he instead turns to look at Sousei, his expression pretty much literally this right about now. (It's how he calls out to voice twins, okay.) ]
Sousei, make him cut it out.. this is a bar, he can't refuse a paying customer service..!! [ YOU DON'T PAY JACK SHIT, SHINPACHI. ]
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Are you paying for these drinks, Nagakura?
[a h.....
ice cold.
He sips his own drink, as if to rub it in further.]
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Though that just gives Tenka another opportunity as he blinks and seems to glance to his left, his right--]
Ah? A paying customer? Where? Did someone walk in while I wasn't looking?
[this asshole.]
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Unfair. This is totally unfair. What did he do this for. He came out here to have a good time, and he's honestly feeling so attacked right now by boTH OF THEM ON TOP OF EVERYTHING. ]
S-- Sousei! And Tenka, too..
[ There's another whining sound as he glances between the two of them in desperation. Look, there's no pride when it comes to bromance, man. There's only feelings. Feelings of betrayal, in this case.. ]
You're hanging out with a real Shinsengumi captain and all you guys can do is act like this?! [ The hard knock life. ]
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You would have paying customers if you did not always pay for everyone's drinks, or offer free drinks to everyone you meet. I imagine you lose more money than you gain by working here.
[hmph.
And then back to Shinpachi--]
Yes. That's correct. [oh.]
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Not like we don't got money to spare....
[and here we have Shinpachi and Tenka, pouting together because Sousei called both of them out]
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.. having the power to make even a night of drinking out with friends depressing is pretty amazing. [ And not in a good way, okay!!
Besides, it's not like they won't bounce back in two minutes tops, but Shinpachi has to sulk about it like a ten year old.
(He also still hasn't gotten more booze?! What kind of crime is this.) ]
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Sousei huffs vaguely, arching an eyebrow and crossing his arms.]
I did not say anything that wasn't true.
[So stop pouting or making him out to be the bad guy!!!]
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If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!
[RULE #1 OF BEING A NICE GUY, SOUSEI
not that tenka follows it]
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[ .. somehow they went from fighting over Tenka cutting off Shinpachi's booze to banding together against Sousei.. oh, how the tables turn in the brosquare. All the time. Constantly. ]
Just try saying one nice thing 'bout each of us, and then we'll think of forgiving you!
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No.
[And then lifts his drink again, quite clearly done.
Oh.
Well then.]
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[THAT'S RUDE
and you know what else is rude
the fact that Tenka's reaching over to lightly tip the bottom of Sousei's cup upward so that he has to drink more or risk getting it on his clothes
fucker]
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But see, Tenka being distracted with Sousei's punishment means that Shinpachi has free reign to grab the bottle of booze back and start pouring himself some more now the other can't cut him off again. What a genius idea, what a win/win situation. You two continue over there all you want. ]
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And he does not look amused at all.
(Nor does he seem to have noticed Shinpachi's alcohol thievery)]
Are you a child?
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You're the one who can't even find one nice thing to say about your friends!
[Look, he feels totally justified about this.]
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Yeah, that's a pretty big crime, isn't it? No matter how cold you're trying to be, you gotta say something nice 'bout your friends every once in a while! [ Says the guy who's slowly ruining his friend's finances by mooching free booze off him daily... ]
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And moves to stand.
Oh....]
I don't have anything nice to say about either of you. [harsh.] I'm leaving.
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Awwww c'mon, Sousei! You're always way too quick to leave us behind, right Shinpachi-kun?!
[Though as Tenka glances over to Shinpachi, he does a double take a second later.]
Wait, did you just serve yourself?!
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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and scoffing at that, even as he narrows his eyes at Shinpachi.
Honestly???]
Both of you are utterly ridiculous and I want no part in this.
[let gooooo]
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Rather, Tenka is just squinting--]
20 credits! Pay up, right now!
[and then to Sousei, completely ignoring his earlier words:]
He's stealing from us, Sousei!!
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[ Have you ever considered that's the problem, Shinpachi.. at least he wasn't in the middle of a sip so he doesn't have to spittake at the reveal.
Instead he turns to look at Sousei, still caught in Tenka's death grip-- ]
Sousei, tell him he's being the ridiculous one here! [ Sousei the unwilling kindergarten caretaker... ]
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