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[reparator]

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple! It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over. New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia. "Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started! Here are the instructions: ♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science! ♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy ♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping. ♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting. ♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE PHASE I [ xxxx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson. Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically. PHASE II [ xxxx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you. This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms. PHASE III [ xxxx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food. PHASE IV [ xxxx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher. BONUS [ whyo'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals. [ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

Comments

[changeably]

[Cynbel watches this for a few moments, before Oz starts patting at the walls and yelling. He guesses this is going to escalate to punching and smashing quickly if he doesn't calm the situation, so he steps behind Oz, hopefully out of the way of any significant flailing.]

What are you doing? You can't leave by smashing your way out, so stop that!

[He waves his hand in a "stop that" gesture and goes for a calm, cheerful voice, hoping it relaxes things more than a stern tone would.]

[harepiece]

[Luckily Oz is not a very punchy or smashy person (usually), so it doesn't take much at all to distract him from his wall patting.]

I wasn't going to try that! [PROBABLY...] But everything feels so solid... It's not real? It really isn't real? [why... He turns back around to face Cynbel again, waving his hands emphatically in a WHAT NOW gesture.]

So how do we get out?!

[changeably]

As I said, it isn't! And because it isn't, breaking things in here with do nothing.

[He huffs a little, hands on his hips and shaking his head. His dad impression might be going a little far by now, but it's fun, so he'll keep doing it for as long as he can get away with it.]

Here, this is how you do it.

[And with a bit of a flair for the dramatic, he pulls up the menu screen for ViViD, letting it float in the air between them as he throws his arms wide open in a "ta-da!" gesture.]

There, you see? It's not much trouble at all.

[harepiece]

What about people who get hurt?

[The bugs he's less worried about, if they're not real at all. That means they were never really people to begin with... NO HARM NO FOUL.

Either way, watching with interest (and a fair amount of confusion) as the screen pops up. He squints at it, squints at Cynbel, and then hesitantly reaches out like he's going to try touching it, too...]

How do you use this to leave? I don't really get it...

[changeably]

[Cynbel shrugs at Oz's question. He doesn't really know, and he mostly doesn't care, as long as it doesn't directly effect him. He should probably figure that out before he comes back to ViViD, though, if it's going to be as violent as this in the future.]

This leads you to the way out! Look here.

[He gestures with one finger, pointing to a little map in the corner of the screen. It doesn't do much when either of them touch it, except make it obvious it's just a projection. There's nothing there to feel.]

Those places that are marked out are exits. If you follow this path, you can leave!

[harepiece]

[THE FUTURE. Oz swipes his hand through the screen a few times just out of curiosity, but it's pretty obvious that nothing's going to happen, so he eventually pulls it away to peer at the map.]

That's it?

[THAT IS... surprisingly easy. He's a little suspicious... not of Cynbel, but just of this place IN GENERAL. Considering he came from a murdergame, he has fair reason for it.]

—That's a lot easier than I expected. Thanks for the help! If you're going to leave too, we should probably head to an exit together, right? [So he can fend off any more bugs...]

[changeably]

[Cynbel lets him screw around with the menu, but he does give Oz a "really?" look for his trouble.]

That's all you need!

[Don't expect too much from the future, Oz. That's the reason they're currently running from sexy tutor bug monsters.]

And if you can't use the map, of course you're going to need a hand finding the exit. We'll go together!

[Congratulations. You now have one tiny guide to (conditional) freedom.]

[harepiece]

[YES REALLY but at least he will not give Cynbel any further trouble. He's on his best behavior here!!

Partially because he's still very confused and also on his guard in case more bugs show up, but hey, gotta take what you can get... AND HEY Cynbel's even offering to not ditch him and leave him to stupidly fend for himself, that's like a double bonus!]

That's really nice of you, um— I forgot to ask for your name! [wow] Mine's Oz.

[changeably]

[Well, that's better. No more need to put on his best impression of his own father, so he gives a smile at that. Since they're moving now, he can't bow, but he does put a hand over his chest in his equivalent of a salute.]

Cynbel Lightfoot, but just "Cynbel" is fine, if you're so inclined.

[Because "Oz" is so short for a given name when compared to his normal standard, he's pretty sure it must be short for something else.]

How long have you been here, Oz?

[harepiece]

[WELL HE'S SEMI-WRONG BUT ALSO NOT ENTIRELY WRONG but it's also a weird topic... Oz would be glad to know that any awkward questions have been succinctly avoided.]

Cynbel, then! [A decisive nod!] I only just got here. I mean - it's the strangest thing, because I know that I went to some sort of festival where I met a few people here... But that's the last thing I remember before waking up in this building. [This fake virtual reality building...]

[changeably]

[IT'S RUDE TO ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS ON A FIRST MEETING, so it's fine... He'll just bug Oz for the answers later. /winkwink]

Oh, that festival! I do remember that, but it was over a week ago... Are you sure you remember nothing in between then and now?

[Oz gets a slightly concerned look then, because Cynbel needs to know if he needs to bring this guy to a hospital for whacking his head really hard or not.]

[harepiece]

[GOD......

But yes good awkward second meetings, it's gonna happen. Oz, to his credit, seems alarmingly unsurprised by the fact that he's somehow lost a week somewhere.]

No, I don't remember anything at all. [But hey, a week is better than ten years!] But you do?

[changeably]

[Awkward meetings forever, heck yeah. Cynbel nods at the question, still walking at a steady pace.]

Oh, yes, though nothing terribly exciting has happened in-between now and then. Perhaps you forgot deliberately, because it was so boring?

[He doesn't look like he believes that, though.]

[harepiece]

[OZ ALSO DOES NOT SEEM TO THINK THAT'S THE CASE but he does smile at the suggestion, like it's a well-appreciated joke.]

It would have had to be really boring, in that case! The kind of boring that almost loops back around until it becomes impressive, right?

[changeably]

[Cynbel smiles back, because Oz's cheer is a little infectious, but he tries to cover it with the back of his hand.]

If it's that boring, then being impressive is hardly going to make it any more bearable, don't you think?

[harepiece]

[LET THE LAUGHTER FLY. Oz certainly is, at least... He feels no need to contain himself, good job Oz.]

Maybe! Or maybe it'll actually become interesting. I wouldn't mind seeing something like that, actually... What do you think?

[changeably]

[BUT MANNERS... Actually, nah, screw manners. He'll just keep giggling behind his hand.]

Only if it doesn't last very long, in the case that it doesn't become interesting. There's only so much amusement to be had, when it comes to something like that!

[harepiece]

Ah, so you're saying that it might actually loop back around to being boring again? We're really running the full circle now, aren't we?

[THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

or boredom, at least?! Apparently they're on the road to becoming Umineko witches.]

[changeably]

[CynBeatrice and OzBeatrice would be terrible...]

Indeed! But going around in circles is even more boring, so it would be best to find something else to do before it goes that far, don't you think?

[He shrugs, waving a hand as he keeps walking. Almost there!!]

[harepiece]

[THEY WOULD BE ACTUAL HELLIONS FROM ACTUAL HELL...]

You do have a point! You must have a lot of practice in combating boredom.

[Is it because you are always bored, Cynbel...!! But Oz seems to notice that they're drawing close, since he'd gotten a good look at the map, and he bounces excitedly to his toes.]

Oh—! It's right up ahead, isn't it? Is that it?

[changeably]

[BUT THOSE ARE THE BEST KIND OF HELLIONS...]

Oh, not at all! I just have practice dealing with boring people.

[The other kind is Apollo!! Cynbel is actually good at entertaining himself in ways that don't always endanger innocent people, thank you very much.

Cynbel turns his head to watch where he's going, and they're almost on top of the exit by then. He stops, double-checking the map before dismissing it for good.]

Yes, this is it! From here, it's very simple to leave.

[harepiece]

[BASICALLY but those are also the kinds who are most prone to bad-ending...]

Ah, really? That sounds like some bad luck.

[Poor Cynbel, stuck dealing with boring people when he is so far from boring...! But he'll clap his hands together at that, looking quite delighted. TIME TO LEAVE THIS SHITTY SCHOOL.]

Are you going to come?

[changeably]

[That's okay, ViViD deaths don't count as real deaths, anyway!]

Of course! Why would I stay and put myself in further danger?

[He does not want to be bug food, and he's no hero. He's totally going to bail.]

[harepiece]

[LOOK he's just checking because like 99% of the people he knows would totally stick around to be a hero. Dumb shonens...]

Just wondering! Let's get out of this place, then.

[He's already done about as much clearing and searching as he can manage, anyway. ...And if he does get the dumb shonen urge to jump back in - well, he knows the way out now!]

[changeably]

[Cynbel is not that kind of shounen. He'd leave half of Cerealia for dead if it came down to saving himself or them, including Oz. Sorry!!]

Now, to leave, you just step in, and—!

[He steps into the log out spot, and before he can finish his sentence, he's gone. Better move fast or get left behind, Oz!]